The Best of IRC, Version Two

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Volume #2.2
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hukd onn foniks wurkd fer mee!
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<Rovin_Gangsta> I JUST ONE A SCOOTER!
<Rovin_Gangsta> SWEET!
<dokutake> I JUST TWO A SCOOTER!
<E-mouse> Wha?
<Rovin_Gangsta> *WON
<Rovin_Gangsta> No, I really did
<dokutake> *TOO


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[Random quote from THE ESTABLISHMENT]
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<Skulryk> [Random quote from #smnet] [12:28] -ChanOP-
<Skulryk> ...
<NeoPaula> lol
<Skulryk> [Random quote from #smnet] [20:48] <j0hndeere> [`Striker] Master! Master! Master of
  Puppets!
<Skulryk> [Random quote from #smnet] [14:58] *** pogopunk has joined #smnet
<NeoPaula> ROFL
<Skulryk> agh why can't I get good quotes?!?!?
<Skulryk> [Random quote from #smnet] [15:44] *** Disconnected
<Skulryk> %R$&*(#$&*$(#
<NeoPaula> LOL
<NeoPaula> you suck my friend
* Skulryk casts PSI SUMMON GOOD FREAKING QUOTE!
<Skulryk> [Random quote from #smnet]
<NeoPaula> ROFLMAO


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<reidman> golgo?
<reidman> rofl
<reidman> what a crappy name
<reidman> thats almost as crappy as calling the oreo-ripoff cookies 'Hydrox'
<BuddyLee> LOL
<reidman> what kind of MORON would name a cookie a hydrox
<reidman> stupid stupid stupid!
<BuddyLee> no reid I don't think any imitation is crappier than hydrox
<Skulryk> hydrox sounds like a medicine
<Poo> Hydrox sounds like cleaner fluid
<BuddyLee> LOL
<Skulryk> probably from hydrogen peroxide
<reidman> it does!
<reidman> its like 'mommy i want some hydrox'
<Skulryk> rofl
<Skulryk> heh
<reidman> *grabs kid and shakes him* HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING MOMMY's CLEANY STUFF
<Skulryk> I'd whack my kid in the head if he said 'mommy i want some hydrox'


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I dunno why but EBounding makes this hilarious
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<EBounding> I need 25 EB hints
* Jeb2 hits EBounding with EB 25 times
<Jeb2> ohhh hints
<Jeb2> darn
<EBounding> ho ho ho


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I'll drink to that
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<[Frank]> -=- Frank's Radio -=- 166.90.143.148:17714 -=- Now Playing: Terra Branford Theme -
  Piano STYLE! :D -=- Always Taking Requests!
<`Frieza> i request you go get hit by a car


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It took four years of therapy and $4,000,000 to fix...
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<bUdDyLeE> don't ever read "The Red Pony" unless you want to be deeply disturbed for decades
<NeoPaula> Hrm
<NeoPaula> ok
<Poo> Heheh
<NeoPaula> i will take your advice
<NeoPaula> after all, 'the bernstein bears move away' already scarred me enough


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Point taken.
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<RunAway_Mouse> btw are colors allowed?
<`Frieza> Colors are allowed if your as cool as me
<`Frieza> which none of you are


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LoL n00b
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<reidman> xod, what do you know about shopping carts?
<reidman> i need to install one and i'm ph33ring
<Poo> They always squeak!
<Xodnizel> reidman: They're fun to ride in
<icEFusioN> reid: theyre fun to steal
<Poo> Er
<Skulryk> heh
<Skulryk> you had to expect that, reid
<Poo> You know the store makes the wheels squeak on purpose, right?
* reidman cries bitterly and realizes he'll never get a shopping cart in if he asks for advice
  here


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   One liners & Shorts
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*** Neo[DIF] was kicked by reidman (mmm, booty goodness.....wait, that dosen't sound right...)


<Jamie_M> guru spelled backwards is ugly


* CPTCrunch is highly poisonous and induces severe cramps and vomiting


<`Frieza> If i could just put my fist through the person that owns Netzero i could die happy