The Best of IRC, Version Two
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Volume #2.4
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I WILL!
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<reidman> thats a good idea
<reidman> underground illegal gambling sm.net donation pools
<reidman> who wants to run THAT section?
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It warrants saying it twice
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<BuddyLee> I've been waiting for many years to say this:
<BuddyLee> YANKEES LOSE! THE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E YANKEES LOSE
<Cyan683> You already said that.
<BuddyLee> I know but I wanted to say it again
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Say what?
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<Anthadd> ? <-- look! It's a solemn thing or somesuch!
<BuddyLee> did you just say "somesuch"?
<Anthadd> Yes.
<Anthadd> I said somesuch.
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No temptation of idiocy can befall Anthadd
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<Zero_Diamond> Anthadd, be a blithering idiot!
<Zero_Diamond> Like us!
<BuddyLee> no, don't be a blithering idiot like Zero_Diamond
<BuddyLee> just be an average idiot.
<Anthadd> I refuse to be an idiot.
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Of all mental challenges that await, don't let chips be one of them.
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<Cyan683> *rolls eyes*
<OtakuisAway> Uh oh.
<Cyan683> You people have too much free time on your hands ...
<OtakuisAway> Cyan rolled his eyes.
<a_passerby> "We used a product moisture sensor to measure the in-process moisture of our
tortilla chips," Young says. "The result, coupled with a model-based, closed-loop control
system, was a more consistent finished product. When we applied a similar sensor and control
to our potato chip process, consumer preference for our chip over our competitors' shot
upward from parity to 70 percent just by making each chip consistently meet product design.
* OtakuisAway trips over them as they roll past.
<Cyan683> Thank you for proving you have a lower IQ than the tortilla chips in a_p's quote,
Otaku.
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No takesies backsies!
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<Luna`> you know you want zewle, waffy
<ZXD_Sigma_Virus> No, I want zewle
<ZXD_Sigma_Virus> Erm...
<ZXD_Sigma_Virus> I didn't say that
<waffy> oh, but you did
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What did I just say?
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<ZXD_Sigma_Virus> Hey, guess what.
<ZXD_Sigma_Virus> The whole zewle thing earlier?
<ZXD_Sigma_Virus> OBVIOUS JOKE SIRS
<ZXD_Sigma_Virus> Thank you for your time.
<CherryBomb> lies
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It would appear she does
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<Luna`> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH A STARVING CHILD WOULD PAY FOR THAT SKANKY CHEESESTEAK
YOU JUST THREW AWAY!?
<Luna`> NOT VERY MUCH BECAUSE STARVING CHILDREN DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY!
* Luna` does a rimshot
<Bloop182> oh ho ho luna
<Bloop182> your witty even in an airport
<Bloop182> ;D
<Bloop182> *you're
<Luna`> I have the funny, eh bloop!? ;D
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What a horrible way to go out...
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* BuddyLee formats EarthBrent
<EarthBrent> ...
* BuddyLee installs MacOS on EarthBrent
<EarthBrent> OMFG GET IT OFF!!
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One liners & Shorts
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<diospadre> id rather live in a giant butt
<Carpainter> I am higher than DeuxVisage... u don't get much higher.
<BuddyLee> DeuxVisage is pretty high most of the time.
* Saiko_Ichijouji would play with rosch's hair..but he's dead and that would be nasty...
* Carpainter 's destiny is clear... he must guard the channel from lamers when the ops are in
class or watching the Brady Bunch... someone will soon appear... school ends in about 5 to 6
hours... and Luna's obsession of Peter Brady will end soon... his shift... will soon be over.
<flyingpinkbunny> uh WTF SAIKO YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO PING OUT
<a_passerby> "new age retro neolithic antique something sk8er hippies"
<Falcon24> BuddyLee, you broke the Anthadd!
<dragondyne> "KICK DURT IN THEIR FACES BUTTE PIRATES!"
<a_passerby> You take the cheesesteak and you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the
rabbit hole goes.
*** Anthadd was kicked by BuddyLee (<censored> YOU <censored> <censored> GOAT <censored> -
Victim No. 2224 - AutoSyndicate)
<Anthadd> "'yo homie G wazzup?'"
<Anthadd> Quit being flaming morons.
*** Anthadd was kicked by BuddyLee (YOU ARE A BAD <censored> PUPIL - Victim No. 2225 -
AutoSyndicate)
<Ness151> DONT TOUCH MY MAN
<waffy> Dude, Aunt Jemima and I are the perfect match
<DeuxVisage> Aunt Jemima is hot for a 1920's girl
<dragondyne> my dog smells like a lumberjack
* waffy drinks his weight in Pepsi.
*** Zero_Diamond is now known as Cuddly_Hugglebear
<Cyan683> If Flat's a god, then we must all be well beyond the level of gods ... he's too
accident prone and vulnerable to injury to be a god. :P
<SLing> hehe Cyan683, remember "Oop, be right back, I'm bleeding."?
<diospadre> i put some strawberry jelly on it and made a good breakfast of it
<liKwiD_chiKiN> ah, but when you pull your hand out, its full of Pringley goodness!
<Jeb2> i wear my reidman feet-pjs on Christmas morning every year
<Bloop182> i liked my feety pajamas :(
<Luna`> tentacle monster I hope you are male
* TENTACLES makes a tank out of gorilla waste
<PikaChan> <PsychoDude> is that a lobster? -- <Luna> no it's a freaking bug -- <PsychoDude> i
thought it was a pony
<Anthadd> I could have made a longer one, but I chose not to; and as you all know, I do have
the capabilities to expand a five word statement into a set of fifty word sentences;
therefore, I felt it more prudent that I not do something as extensive as the reason I could
have given for having kicked.
<dokutake> James, I am currently rolling on the floor laughing.
<Jeb2> i chase butterflies :|
<dokutake> wtf dd turned into anthadd
<dokutake> saiko, did you know that anthadd is obselete?
<Mansion_Maniac> Spam consists of mechanically seperated chickens
<Luna`> I need to start getting out there and...
<Luna`> prodding buttocks
<`Frieza> The gods have commanded me to get cable
<Bloop182> doku if you mention me im going to rip out your eyes through your armpit
<Chibi> It would be ironic if someone mispelled misspelled.
<PotatoSan> Anthony thinks Saiko is an Anthophobic.
<Chibi> I would think that an "Anthophobe" would be someone who fears Anthadd.
<[K|||0]Falcon_Courage> that was one of those times when you would feel like you said something
stupid or wonder if you lagged