The Best of IRC, Version Two

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Volume #2.5
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Stop now before you freak us all out
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<Pikachu> ACK
<Pikachu> <Dash> begged for what?
<Pikachu> <SimonBob> <reidman> My pants.
<Pikachu> <Pikachu> one of these days I'm going to secretly remove them


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Wow, that's harsh
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<Anthadd> Who's the Dilbert of the community?
<CherryBomb> sling
<Jim> no
<CherryBomb> no wait, dilbert has a job


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It'll be back up in a few hours, anyways
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<CherryBomb> i hate livejournal
<CherryBomb> i hate it
<CherryBomb> die die die
<CherryBomb> DIE
<BuddyLee> it is dead, CherryBomb.
<CherryBomb> well then i hope it's in hell


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   One liners & Shorts
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<GirlWithWings> HAHAHA.. I could go ice skating on Cyan683's glasses.


<Jamie_M> I save crumbs in my teeth for snacks


<SLing> being banned by guru is like hearing one of my early songs
<Skulryk> it's painful, and it just never seems to end


*** reidman was kicked by bUdDyLeE (You are NO LONGER the master of kicks HAHAHAHA Here's to
kick 2000! Drinks are on me! - Victim No. 2000 - AutoSyndicate)


* OsamaBinLaden points at canada, shouting "THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT!"


<Cyan683> And I support the U.S. in whatever they choose to do.
<CPTCrunch> even if they chose to bomb Canada, just to make sure the bombs work?


<MrAccident> Have any of you ever scraped all the cream out of an entire bag of Oreos and eaten
  it in one big glob?


* Ness151 dies?


<j0hndeere> [Kio] should vegetarians eat animal crackers?


<PotatoSan> ...what does General Canada defend? Hockey and maple syrup?


<polentah> Sling, are you sweating?
<polentah> oh boy food!


<QuizMan> [23:22] *** Twinpinesmall was kicked by ChanOP (#smnet restricted to IQ 1 or higher)


<Mii`shal> I BEAT YOU ALL CUZ I LIVE IN CANADA HAHAHAHAHAHA aaaah I suck please send help


<Jeb2> we danced in the park and the police shot us :(


<RogerY> /gline *!*@* Please stop annoying the IRCOPs, we're trying to drink and do various
  hard drugs here.


<a_passerby> I want a :D drive instead of a D: drive


* SLing GIVES BuddyLee A FLOWAR HAHAHAFLOWARPOWAR@W#^%()#$!^($FKGasd45


<rosch> blah bite my guru


*** BuddyLee changes topic to '[18:59] <Jamie_M> SEND ME MANPORN


<waffy> I'VE been here since the big bang.


<SLing> speaking of women, the pizzas here


* BuddyLee uses DemonWingedMoonsidian improperly


*** Pooster changes topic to 'CherryBomb and Pineapples growing on a tree...S-E-E-D-I-N-G'


<dragondyne> I've never read 1984.
<dragondyne> I can't read or write :(


<DrBoris> please help me i live in a cardboard box
<DrBoris> i need help codeing HTML to get food


<rosch> ice is GAY
<rosch> er ICQ