The Best of IRC, Version Two

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Volume #2.6
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Best PSI ever
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<Chibi> Ness Shine = Ness pulls down a certain article of clothing on himself and displays it
  to his enemies, freezing them in their spots.
<PikaChan> O_O
<BuddyLee> ...
<PikaChan> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
* BuddyLee laces up his boots
<PikaChan> lol
* Ness151 pulls out a certain article of clothing on himself and displays it to chibi


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Does it matter? You're ALL senile by now.
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<BuddyLee> I'll be 20 in less than three weeks
<diosAdios> i thought i was older than you
<diosAdios> wait am i 20
<BuddyLee> no you're still 19
<diosAdios> no ymm is 17
<BuddyLee> you turn 20 in April
<diosAdios> thanks


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The best defense is a good offense
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<DeuxVisage> My cat bit me
<DeuxVisage> so i bit the bugger back
<DeuxVisage> never bit me again.
<Umi> ...


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READY FOR STANDBY, INPUT COMMAND
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<x_x> sleep tight... or however you northamericans say it
<`Frieza> In north america we dont sleep
<`Frieza> we get robots to do that.


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Become one with the hamburger
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<bUdDyLeE> It's Talah Rama upside down in a trash can.
<MiniLee> "Oh my mind is expanding into this hamburger!"
<Gauntlet> rofl


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How magical!
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<MiniLee> I will not be matched up with a male.
<MiniLee> Except for Xander but I'm married to him.
<Luna`> lol!
<Luna`> what a wonderful union. did you guys have a lovly honeymoon, sling?
* Luna` coughs and snickers
<MiniLee> Yes we went to McDonalds but his parents wanted him home by 10
<Gauntlet> rofl


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You show no fear when you buy your niece that doll for Christmas
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<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
<diospadre> im done.
<BuddyLee> good then go update
<diospadre> no must christmas shop
<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win
<BuddyLee> LOL!\


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Is he repulsive or do you just not that have that much in common?
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<MiniLee> I was batting my eyebrows at him trying to tell him something about what he pasted.
<Jamie_M> SLing
<Jamie_M> even if I was gay
<Jamie_M> I still wouldnt date you
<MiniLee> #*$(


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And Mario Paint's ridiculously easy compared to Color A Dinosaur...
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<YellowSubmarine> Paper Mario has a good plot and good fun but it's reeeeally easy.
<Dash> It is super ridiculously easy compared to the Final Fantasy series.
<YellowSubmarine> Paper Mario is super ridiculously easy compared to Mario Paint
<Dash> rofl


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Depends on which type you bought
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* bulma_saturn ate a bologne sandwich! bulma_saturn's HP is maxed out!
<bulma_saturn> or is it bologna?
<DXTafkP> you should know it's your sandwich


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   One liners & Shorts
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*** Jesus was kicked by Anthadd (Do me a favour, change the nick. -- AutoThaddeus Mark II)
<QuizMan> ANTHADD KICKED JESUS


<PotatoSan> There's a firewall in my pants.


<Giovanni> Like everyone else, I'm sure I had a destined "soul mate", but I'm sure she's died
  in a grease fire by now.


<DrBoris> I just visited starmen.newt


<Carpainter> Contacting ISP's sucks
<Carpainter> "We appreciate your call. But our coffee is getting cold and we hate you. Please
  hold"