The Best of IRC

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Volume #25
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Gymnoge? GYMNOGE!!!!
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*** Gymnoge ([email protected]) has left #earthbound
<Shrooom> wb gym
<MoldySpore> ...
<MoldySpore> he left
<Bloop182> Advice: Never pet a burning dog
<MoldySpore> lol
*** E-mouse is now known as E-mAWAY
<E-mAWAY> I'm outta this dump -- Zombified. -- AutoEB
<Bloop182> lol
<Shrooom> lol
<Aquas> lol


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OBEY ME!
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<MoldySpore> Chrono Cross is fun
<Gymnoge> I want to play it?
<MoldySpore> yes
<MoldySpore> you do
* MoldySpore makes Gymnoge play CC
* Gymnoge has fun
<MoldySpore> lmao
<Gymnoge> thank you
* Gymnoge hugs Gush Ting

(Editors Note: "Gush Ting" is Chinese for "Moldy mold" but according to Gymnoge, it also means MoldySpore)


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Warning, this one may give you the creeps
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<Loco-san> I like any emus that end in "esticle"
<EBNirvana> lol loco, you crazy kid
<MoldySpore> lol
<MoldySpore> umm...
<MoldySpore> so...if you put a "t" in there...
<MoldySpore> umm...
<MoldySpore> nevermind
<MoldySpore> ...
<LousySpy> then it wouldn't be an emulator, it would be something you learn about in "sex ed"
<MoldySpore> HAHHHAHHA
<MoldySpore> lmao
<EBNirvana> waaaahahahaha!
* EBNirvana dies
<Loco-san> that would be cool to learn about emus in sex ed
*** dragondyne sets mode: -b *!*Dave@*.aol.com
<EBNirvana> lol
<Loco-san> todays lesson: zsnes rox


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Yummy!
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* MoldySpore gives everyone a cookie!
<Godeg> what kind of cookie?
<EBageSaturnman> cookiee
<Dali`s_Busy> TacoGuy = Matrix
* MoldySpore gives reidman a knuckle sandwich!
<Godeg> chocolate chip?
<Stardude> oo...cookie...
<MoldySpore> yummy!
<Reyna> mm! COOKIE!
<amerb> coukie
<Frank64> neat!
* Reyna dances around with the cookie
<Godeg> MINT chocolate chip?! :D
<NickCaz> ...
*** ChanOP sets mode: +o TacoGuy
* NinjaBoyNeo eats TacoGuy
<MoldySpore> yup!
<SystemVirus> yummy... choco chip
<Frank64> Matrix, your making me hungary
<Frank64> i havent eaten for awhile
* Stardude first checks for deadliness on the cookie, then eats it
<EBageSaturnman> Here's poison acid cookies kiddies! Now go play with the lawn darts


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AOL: You've got spam!
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* LagMonster lags you till the cows come home!
<mSprout|lagged> arg... must... retreve..cable..modem..
* mSprout|lagged striggles to his cable modem
* mSprout|lagged logs on
<mSprout|lagged> The lag monster is dead!
<mSprout|lagged> YAY
<EBNirvana> striggles?
* LagMonster sees Cable Modem and ph33rs
* LagMonster goes back to AOL


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When in Dought, sue!
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* mSprout throws EBNirvana in a river
* EBNirvana pulls msprout in with him
* mSprout flys out
<mSprout> mwhaha
<mSprout|lagged> sucker
<NickCaz> I'm sorry, but budget cuts have stopped your abaility to fly, mSprout
<mSprout> doh!
* mSprout fals out of the sky
* mSprout is hurt
* mSprout sues
<NickCaz> heheh
* mSprout gets money to fly again
<Cyan683> .....
* mSprout flys away
<mSprout> hehe
<mSprout> whenever i fall from teh sky, i sue the goverment


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Same difference
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<MoldySpore> anth: i have myself on auto-invite. you don't need to invite me
<MoldySpore> hehe
<Anthadd> I like doing it anywyas.
<Anthadd> *Anyways*
<Cyan683> heh
<`Frieza> anth gets a good workout doing it
*** `Frieza is now known as `Frieza|food
<MoldySpore> lol
<MoldySpore> clicking burns about .0001 calories!
<Escargo> woah
<Cyan683> is that calories or Calories (there actually is a difference......)
<Cyan683> hello?
<MoldySpore> ...
<MoldySpore> umm...
<MoldySpore> it is CaLoRiEs


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Strange
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<MoldySpore> hehehe
<mSprout|lagged> blarf
<mSprout|lagged> thats my blarf script
<mSprout|lagged> it says blarf in every chat room that i'm in
<mSprout|lagged> even status
<mSprout|lagged> X_X
<MoldySpore> lmao
<mSprout|lagged> * blarf unknown command


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   One liners & Shorts
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<EBNirvana> heh, escargo's the weird uncle no one talks about


<NickCaz> Flying Toasters 0wn j00


<mSprout|lagged> i make good images on mspaint :/


<mSprout> did someboy say, pop-tart llama poop? (Editors Note: a classic but still funny!)