The Best of IRC

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Volume #27
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Someones Not Up with Current News!
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<Ultros> So has there been any word on the petition yet?
<Tomato> there were many words
<EBchick> you got wrote back?
<Tomato> no
<Tomato> we need to make a petition to get a reply now
<EBchick> why dont we just make EB64 ourselves, it would take alot less time
<Tomato> heh
<Kame> suuuuuure
<Kame> heh
<ZaphodBee> you mean you haven't been making it?
<Kame> hmm
<EBchick> lofl
<Ole-AWAY> heh
<Ultros> ROFLMAOPMPCITKTOHGTTHADH (Rolling on floor laughing my arse off, peeing my pants,
  crashing into things, knocking them over, hyperventilating, going to the hospital, and dying
  happy.
<EBchick> wow!!:D
<Shrooom> heh


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Smurfs & Communism
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<diospadre> i was thinking about my mr rogers story in #smnet earlier today
<Tomato> uh ok
<missing_arrow> I have a theroy
<missing_arrow> now Mr. Rogers always wears sweaters, is nice, and kind of keeps to himself.
  that's the same discription that neighbors give of serial killers!
<Ole-AWAY> heh
<Ole-AWAY> Mr. Rodgers IS a serial killer
<Ole-AWAY> He kills young minds
<missing_arrow> and, i think the smerfs are a metaphore for the kkk
<Ole-AWAY> rofl
<diospadre> no
<diospadre> its communism
<diospadre> duh
<Ole-AWAY> roflmaopmpcitkthogtthadh
<missing_arrow> no no, think about it. they all wear white, except for their leader, Papa
  Smurf, who wears red
<diospadre> the communist
<diospadre> consider it
<diospadre> they all work together for the collective
<diospadre> they share everything
<missing_arrow> no, i like my theory
<diospadre> and who is their enemy?
<diospadre> garmaonger or something
<missing_arrow> gargamel
<diospadre> who wants to use them to make gold
<diospadre> money
<diospadre> capitalism
<missing_arrow> hmmm....two conspreices on one show. "they" are stepping up their efforts
<diospadre> the smurfs, and hanna barbara were just the russians trying to brainwash our minds
  in order to create a communistic society 30 yeaers after their own fell
<diospadre> yeah but your conspiracy has nothing to back it up
<diospadre> youre like "they wear white clothes"
<missing_arrow> i wonder if there is a channel called #paranoid
<diospadre> yup
<ZaphodBee> heh
<missing_arrow> rofl
<ZaphodBee> yuppers
<Ole-AWAY> heh
<ZaphodBee> they wear white clothes and tin foil hats
<Ole-AWAY> rofl


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Sexay Wino's
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<[jericho]> get a job frieza
<EBaholic> YAH YA LAZY BUM
<EBaholic> :D
<`Frieza> [jericho] u get all that from the Salsa thing?
<[jericho]> ?
<`Frieza> EBa ur a bum too but ur the worse kind of bum ur an Ugle bum
<EBaholic> hey
<EBaholic> i am a sexay bum
<[jericho]> eba have seckzi bum
<EBaholic> all of the bumettes say i am sexay
<EBaholic> they like my sexay wino body
<EBaholic> :D
<Saturnman> ...no..
<EBaholic> Fine, no sexay wino for you.


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r u hot woman? u trade pix?
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<[jericho]> axs plz k thx!
<[jericho]> ....no?
<[jericho]> ;D
<EBaholic> R U HOT WOMAN!?
<EBaholic> U SHOW ME NAKED PIX!?
<EBaholic> ;D
<[jericho]> that depends
<[jericho]> lol
<Shrooom> lofl


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Shouldn't you be Studying?
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<army_surplus> i have like 8 hours till my final
<army_surplus> help
<army_surplus> i need to sleep still
<army_surplus> i have to be there in 8 hours
<army_surplus> so when should i sleep?
<`MetallicA> Get some sleep first
<[jericho]> now
<`MetallicA> Yeah!
<army_surplus> but i dont know it all
<[jericho]> specially if you still want the ps2, army
<`MetallicA> It will clear your head
<`MetallicA> Trust me
<[jericho]> well then....
<army_surplus> i need to learn chemistry
<[jericho]> wtf are you doing here then?
<army_surplus> not studying
<[jericho]> exactly
<army_surplus> im a lazy guy
<ROFISH> hehe, sounds like me, and i still get As (B in algebra)
<army_surplus> yeah well shut up


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Warez is bad..
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<Ness_42> does anyone know where i can get a crack for Adobe Pagemaker
<`Frieza> Ness_42 this aint a warez chan take it elseware
<Ness_42> ohh
<Ness_42> :(
<`Frieza> or msg me
<Ness_42> heh
<Ness_42> ROFL


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Dude Wheres my Car?
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<diospadre> i went over to my frat for breakfast today
<diospadre> cause the dorm breakfast sucks
<ROBJPUB> I'm going to college next Fall
<diospadre> and we were eating in the parking lot
<[Frank]> do you live with women like in saved by the bell :D
<dragondyne> dont you have classes?
<diospadre> and one of the guys in the frat drives in in his truck
<diospadre> he was eating potato chips
<diospadre> and we waved to him
<diospadre> and he turns and waves back
<Saturnman> and he WRECKED
<diospadre> and runs right into a light pole
<[Frank]> heh
<dragondyne> lol!
<diospadre> he got out and all he could say was "i spilled chips all over my truck"


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