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join us or you will DIe______________________________________________ how about I sharpen you I just love sharpening. you donít want me to sharpen?
thou shalt not use the suporma
    obeyeth the mighty lord of scaraba

the meek shall inherit the deep darkness of stonehenge for all eternity

The Ten EarthBound Commandments
I. Thou shalt not use the suporma
II. Thou shalt not question the existence of the Apple of Enlightenment
III. Thou shalt not steal from the Egg and Banana Stand
IV. Thou shalt not covet the Zombie Chick
V. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Sword of Kings
VI. Thou shalt not neglect thine exit mouse
VII. Honor thy Courage
VIII. Thou shalt not fear the Photo Man
IX. Thou shalt not abuse thine Rock Candy
X. Honor thy Father and Mother... especially thy Father.
you aren't with a guy whose eyebrows are connected and who also has a gold tooth.

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Before the soup gets cold, we must care for Mani Mani. Before the knife gets rusty, we must care for Mani Mani. s THE SITE COMMANDS THEE
Do not hold reverence for any muffin before blueberry

Do not represent such muffins by anything in the heaven above on the earth below or in the water below the land by any baked goods or piez
Do not bow down to such lords or worship them I am Reid your Czar a Lord who demands exclusive worship

Where My pants are concerned I keep in mind the width of the legs for their comfort to the twentythird and twentyfourth sizes
Do not take the name of reidman your Czar in capital but let the name of Reid be so raised reidemon will not allow the one who takes His name in majuscule to go unpunished
Remember Radio PSI on Friday Saturday and Sunday to keep it rolling You can work during the four weekdays and do all your tasks But the first sixth and seventh days are a tribute to your DJs

Honor your Czar and Mato
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Wrapped in the mighty arm of Giygas we will enter our eternal bliss. We hope to one day be a part of the darkness and fill it with the red blood of our bodies to enrich his darkness and to feed Sarsie. Then, once Giygas and Sarsie are completely charged by our blood, they then will wipe clean those who do not believe and usher in a new age of paradise!

xxx Oh i love you

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boing? boing?


orange kid give me your juice the bus cannot run

give ........................ friends....... you hit bat at me

no at me? kay-oooooola

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EarthBoundisregardedbycriticsasoneofthegreatestRPGsontheSNES,aswellasoneofthebestofthe1990s.The gamehasalsobecomeacultclassic

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