Epilogue of the fifth fanfic in the Gaiden series, Zenith

Here is my submission for the Holiday Funfest 2007. It is a fanfic about Jeff's life at Snow Wood Boarding House. The story takes place around and on Christmas. I hope you guys enjoy it!

It was Halloween, just like any other normal Halloween, and I was going door to door, collecting candy. I stopped to think, that day, though, why do they call it trick-or-treating if you only get treats? Smiling, I stuffed some snakes into my bag(harmless garden snakes, of course, wouldn’t hurt a fly), and rang the next doorbell. As soon as the door opened, I swung the bag forward, shouting, “Trick!” as the old woman screamed.

A twist on Celebrity Deathmatch with Earthbound characters.

Darkness. That’s all there is for a while. You’re not sure who you are, or where you came from, and you weren’t even sure you existed until a few days ago, but now you know that you’re there, and you’re waiting for somebody. You don’t know who you’re waiting for, or why, but you know he’ll come to you, and you know what you need to do when he gets there. You’re not entirely sure what that is, but you know that you’ll know when the time comes.

A new mystery arises when a painting that looks a little too familiar goes missing.

Ness's mother tells Ness and Tracy the truth about their father and that they will be moving away.

Because I'm dumb and didn't read the submission guidlines, here is everything in HTML form, sorry.

Prologue to an Earth Bound novel. It talks about what happened a long time ago, with George and Maria and everybody else.

Ness gets a strange call from Jeff in the middle of the night. The next day, Ness, Paula, and Poo visit Saturn Valley and discover a hidden tunnel and a sinister plot of revenge.

On a Halloween night, Ness and company are in Threed ridding the town of their zombie problem.

If the meteor had fallen on December 23rd and landed on Ness's house. Beginning of a story that might eventually be expanded.

Chapter 1 of an Earth Bound novel. The boy deals with a poltergeist and goes to town.

Ness gets a strange call from Jeff in the middle of the night. The next day, Ness, Paula, and Poo visit Saturn Valley and discover a hidden tunnel and a sinister plot of revenge.

Part 1 of the sixth fanfic in the Gaiden series, Horizon

A new mystery arises when a painting that looks a little too familiar goes missing.

Time travel, multiple dimensions, psychic powers, and deadly aliens. All this and more when Ness and Co are again faced with the dastardly duo known as Pokey and Giygas! Ness must team up with a new Chosen Four to save the day, and he finds them at an unlikely place: right here on Starmen.Net!

Jeff's not going to make the EB no Matsuri party this year.

A new mystery arises when a painting that looks a little too familiar goes missing.

Time travel, multiple dimensions, psychic powers, and deadly aliens. All this and more when Ness and Co are again faced with the dastardly duo known as Pokey and Giygas! Ness must team up with a new Chosen Four to save the day, and he finds them at an unlikely place: right here on Starmen.Net!

this is a story no one liked so I stopped writing it, yay.

Okay, picture this: I’m sitting in my bed one night – well, I don’t know if you could call it a bed, being a grave and all, but that’s another story – and all of a sudden, I smell this beautiful, tantalizing scent. Almost like that guy I had for dinner the other night, although he smelled more like pizza than anything else. This sort of smelled like pizza too, so you can see where I’d make the connection. Anyway, of course I get up and go to see what this wonderful smell is coming from. I see a few other zombies moving toward it, so I start running, you know, to get there before it’s all gone, as I’m sure it’s food by this point.

A new mystery arises when a painting that looks a little too familiar goes missing.

An absolutely chilling story in diary format. Paula's PSI is getting stronger, perhaps too strong, and she's being influenced by evil. Her future is a bleak and violent one, to be sure.

This was a failed attempt at making a universe where the chosen four had never met each other, but like I said, I couldn't do it and here is the small result.

A new mystery arises when a painting that looks a little too familiar goes missing.

One of the last Earthling survivors of the War Against Giygas in 200X, Chogan, experienced space pilot, manages to barely escape a Starman dogfight. When all seems lost, our hero uses every last ounce of resourcefulness he has left to set the "legend of the four" into motion.

Ness and Paula's first date doesn't go entirely as planned.

You’re doing nothing, really, just floating around like you have ever since you came to this godforsaken place, when you see a light, coming at you from the strange place, the place that seems to glow with happiness and life, the place on the other side of the tunnel. You’ve seen lights come from there before, but they were fake lights, bad lights, lights that fooled you and tried to invade your only sanctuary, but maybe this light is different. Maybe it’s the light, the one they all talk about, the one that will finally put you to rest.

Everdred: a complex man with a shady past, hardcore reputation, and a heart of gold. Pyrite tells a seamless, sensational rendition of this charming crime boss' involvement in our hero's adventure. A fantastic read.

Stories never change, only the storyteller. Everyone tells their own side to a story, telling it diffrent from their neighbor. Thus when asked what really happened, one can never be completly sure. This is an earthbound story, my way.

Ness and Jeff prepare in different ways for a rescue attempt for Paula at Fourside. Fleshing out an in-game event.

A new mystery arises when a painting that looks a little too familiar goes missing.

A highly imaginative, deeply intriguing tale of the conception and history of the Star Master, told only as Pyrite could.

A reversion of EarthBound for the small screen

A new mystery arises when a painting that looks a little too familiar goes missing.

The Starmen Federation - Ch. 021

Slight profanity used in this. Also, I'm not too skilled with dialouge, and some of the grammar may seem a bit off. Otherwise, enjoy! (Made the mistake of NOT converting it to a proper file...then again, I never used such a thing before. My apologies.)

Part 1 of the sixth fanfic in the Gaiden series, Horizon

Part One of more

A new mystery for Ness and co. in a strange dark land.

The Starmen Federation - Ch. 023

The heroes are off again after learning of a new enemy and others like themselves.

The Starmen Federation - Ch. 024

The heroes are off again after learning of a new enemy and others like themselves.

The Starmen Federation - Ch. 025

The heroes are off again after learning of a new enemy and others like themselves.

So little is known about the mechanical bee you meet at the beginning of the game. Who was he, and what was his fight against Giygas like?

A short fanfic about Ness and Ninten battling zombies in Threed.

This is something I did for the Halloween Funfest of 2008. Enjoy.

The heroes are off again after learning of a new enemy and others like themselves.

The heroes are off again after learning of a new enemy and others like themselves.

Part 1 of the sixth fanfic in the Gaiden series, Horizon

The heroes are off again after learning of a new enemy and others like themselves.

A story about how the sesame seeds met and what drove them apart.

One of the first Neo-

AU retelling. Follows the twins from pre-plot, in-between and to the finish.

Disturbing dreams and a string of new attacks lead Ness and the others to believe Pokey's back.

Part 1 of the sixth fanfic in the Gaiden series, Horizon

Whimsical ficlet concerning Paula Polestar, precognition, and popular perception of the Chosen Four. Guest stars an ice cream headache.

Heroes set out to save the world of Cartame in this crossover 'fic.

Part 1 of the sixth fanfic in the Gaiden series, Horizon

AU retelling. Follows the twins from pre-plot, in-between and to the finish.

Flint recalls of a day in Tazmily long since past.

Part 1 of the sixth fanfic in the Gaiden series, Horizon

The reverence of the Chosen Four for something called a 'sandwich' inspires fear in the hearts of the offworld invaders.

An Interactive Fiction of amazingness proportions

The Halloween beginning of my new series Mother 2.5: The Heart of Giygas

How exactly did Lucas come to be out and about with Dragos at the end of chapter 3, anyway?

An Interactive Fiction of amazingness proportions

(Ness not speaking was intentional. Silent protagonists for the win.) This is just a short piece that takes place after the game is finished.

This fanfic picks up in Threed, shortly after Ness and Paula hop off the Runaway Five bus.

Part 1 of the sixth fanfic in the Gaiden series, Horizon

My labor of love. I started the day the funfest started, and only ended today, the last day of the funfest. In word 2007, it had over 35 pages.....its a lot of reading, but I hope if anyone is brave enough to read it all, that they will like it.

Paula pours her heart out for Ness. Her confessions.