Question:
This twisted thing will still make a huge crunch if it's only 1 year old
Answer:
Croissant
Explanation:
This twisted thing - Crossonts are twisted, just like your neck in about 3 seconds! ::walks over:: Com'on! I just wanna give you a hug!
will still make a huge crunch if it's only 1 year old - Ooo! Stale (possible moldy)! Now, if it was a year old, I'd probably shatter windows with THAT crunch!