Question:
Ruffini's deceptive petulant latrine

Answer:
Enraged Fire Plug

Explanation:
Ruffini's - Ruffini is a dog who is possessed by a game designer. You don't really need to know that he's possessed, just that he's a dog.

deceptive petulant - Deceptive means to seem like something, yet be something else. When you first see the Enraged Fire Plug coming after you, it's a bunch of flames. But when the battle starts, it's a fire hydrant that shoots water at you. IT MAKES NO SENSE!! AHHHHH!!!!! Petulant means to be upset, or easy to upset. The name of the enemy is Enraged Fire Plug. Enraged means to be angry. See the connection? No? Then hit your head against the monitor a few more times. It should start to make sense well before the ambulance arrives.

latrine - A latrine is a toilet. Yes, the potty, the jhon, the crapper, the pot, the can, the, well you get what I'm saying. And as everyone knows, dogs like to relieve themselves on fire hydrants. YES, I'VE SEEN DOGS TAKE A WHIZ ON THEM BEFORE! IT MADE ME LOLOLROFLOL!

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