Question:
Although warm hearted, its rudeness leaves you cold.

Answer:
Gruff Goat

Explanation:
Although warm hearted, - A goat is a mammal, and mammals are warm blooded, therefore a goat has a warm heart. Simple, eh?

its rudeness leaves you cold. - It's not just any goat, but a "gruff" goat. Gruff is a synonym for rude. Winters is a very very cold place, so you'll be left cold no matter what you do. On top of that, being rude to someone is often considered "being cold". So if you're already freezing your face off and something rams you in the stomach, you're, well, not getting any warmer, heheh.

It's been too long since I wrote one of these. So long, in fact, that I think my brain and the brains of many others have begun to heal themselves from the irreparable cranial damage this contest gave them. Well, it looks like everythings getting back to plain ol' crazy again, so have fun! And to everyone, all who entered, all who STILL enter, and all who scoff and spit in my face everytime I walk by, thanks for all your support and contributions to this little section. I'll try my hardest never to let it go like that again, and if the context of this paragraph didn't already hit ya, I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY PLEASE DON'T EAT ME YOU WILL GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy.