Question:
Guarded by many, known by all, haunting pierced darkness, handling garbage in lightfall.

Answer:
Venus

Explanation:
Guarded by many, - Venus has a few bodyguards who ever-so-kindly escort Mr. Spoon off the stage.

known by all, - She's a big celebrity to everyone there.

haunting pierced darkness, - She sings a haunting melody which makes the audience go nuts. There's a spotlight above her, which pierces the darkness.

handling garbage in lightfall. - In her dressing room (where the lights go back on) she picks up and signs a banana peel for Ness and co.

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