Other Submissions by Omnitarian
Adapting to an amphibious lifestyle can be quite difficult. For instance, it is all but impossible to mark one’s territory whilst underwater.
"Have you heard the new single by The Chosen 4 (feat. Queenie M)?"
Oh, Einswine. If only you had some sort of photon-emitting nerve cluster, an... electromagnetic cerebrum, as it were.
"Not much, just chillin' at the sanctuary with mah broseph."