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Howdy and hey! April showers have come to an end, so let's celebrate the upcoming month of flowers with some fine tunes!

  • Mother - Battle With a Flippant...

    Cover / remake of “Battle With a Flippant Foe”...

  • winters (metal version)

    • by octobot
    • youtube

    happy holidays!

  • Pokey’s Revenge

    • by PSI Grant Ω
    • .mp3

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    Pokey’s Revenge: A Tribute to Greatest Video Game Villain of All Time. Time taken: 1.5 to 2 hours

  • Pokey Means Business!

    • by PSI Grant Ω
    • .mp3

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    Pokey Means Business! remix

Have anything to submit? Remixes, covers, sheet music, and inspired music is all acceptable! Just leave us a link to your piece and we'll feature it in the upcoming weeks! Got a question or concern? Drop us a line!

Fan Music will update on Fridays, submissions depending. Submit your fan music today!
FAN MUSIC | READ COMMENTS (2) 2021.04.30 @ 16:19 CDT by CerealQueen

Theory of the Week: Father of a Hero


Hello there, friends! It's been quite a while since we last had a theories update on the front page, but the forum-goers have yet to stop posting them, so of course I want to share! Let's take a look at the most recent Theory of the Week topics!

If you recall, the last theory prompt was: What does Ness’ Dad do as a job? There were very interesting responses this week, which you can see below!

This week's winner is Dershka!

You can now check your participation progress here. If you participate, you will be able to proudly wear this Giygas badge!

Check after the jump to read Dershka's awesome theory! (and also see what the next prompt is~)

ARTICLES | READ COMMENTS (0) 2021.02.24 @ 13:08 CST by CerealQueen

2021: Year of the Ox


Do you know what today is? Why, it is the Chinese New Year, of course! We here at Starmen have a long history of celebrating the occasion with our handy EarthBound-themed zodiacs! These are loosely based on the actual animals. 2021 is the year of the ox, but to us, it's the year of the Bad Buffalo! We hope all of you buffalos out there have an absolutely wonderful year!

I'm sure you want to see what EB "animal" represents you, so please, just take a glance here!

Be sure to share your animal below!
STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (10) 2021.02.12 @ 13:37 CST by CerealQueen

Crystals on the Window Panes

Fanart Welcome to a brand spankin' new fanart update! How's your week been? Well, I hope!

I'm going to make an attempt to make front page updates a more regular occurrence, so please look forward to that! More fanworks, such as art, fics, comics, etc., are being ported over to the new archive, so be sure to check the archive from time to time. A large thanks to TiramisuGrenouille for all the hard work they put in over the last year!

Let's get to the new update!

The archive password is: NOTHING! We've gotten rid of the password system, so there's no longer a need to worry about it!

To submit fanart, do so here or submit on the forums.
FANART | READ COMMENTS (1) 2021.01.27 @ 17:15 CST by CerealQueen

I Have Nothing but My Bike and Red Hat

Fanfiction It is I, the one of only ruler of all things cereal, back at the helm to offer my gracious site-goers a brand new, but not as shiny as I would like, fanfic update! Just knowing that people pour so much time and effort into fanworks just makes it all the sweeter, don't you think?

Heads up, we're pretty backtracked on submissions, so it might take a little while to get to recent submissions, but rest assured, they will show up on the front page sooner or later, so please have a bit of patience if you have yet to see your submission!

Thank you and let's get to it!

The archive password is: NOTHING! We've gotten rid of the old password system, so there is no need to worry about that in the future!

Why not join in and submit something of your own? If you'd like to submit a fanfic, please do so here or submit on the forums!
FANFICTION | READ COMMENTS (4) 2021.01.25 @ 14:16 CST by CerealQueen

'Twas the Eve of EB No Matsuri...

My beloved friends and fellow forum goers, welcome to the most jolly and fear-inviting time of the year. I am your host for this evening and allow me to invite you to a wonderful celebration of Starmen.Net's favorite annual holiday, EB No Matsuri.
You may want to schedule a trip to the dentist and have your phone charged in case you need to dial for an emergency, as the Annual Gift Man will soon be upon us!

Surely, you've heard of this wonderous holiday? Passed upon on forum fathers, this tale is as old as time (or old enough, really.) If you don't know what the heck I'm talking about, you can find the whole epic tale here!
You best rush to complete the ritual, erk... I mean holiday traditions! Hurry, prepare the tofu, unlock your door for strangers, and prepare to be utterly amazed with a new copy of EarthBound (which are hopefully legitimate) or to have a face that's holier than the night! Regardless, it will be a night to remember!

As always, post any fanworks about EB No Matsuri below! If you have any fanart, writings, anything of the sort to share, we would love to see them and you better believe we'll post them here on the front page for all to see! While not everything has been updated, you can find other fanworks for the holiday here on the archive!

This will always be my absolute favorite update to make and if you will have me, I'll continue to update everyone with a reminder to celebrate, even a decade later. I hope each and every single one of you has a wonderful evening and holiday season.

Happy EB No Matsuri, Starmen!
EVENTS | READ COMMENTS (20) 2020.12.19 @ 16:54 CST by CerealQueen


Last Christmas, I gave you my heart...

Welcome to the ultimate survival game, WHAMAGEDDON. For the first time ever on Starmen.Net! Since I am posting this on the morning of December 1st, I'm granting all players immunity for the first forty-eight hours, just to make sure folks have time to reveal themselves and familiarize themselves with the rules.
STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (190) 2020.12.01 @ 2:30 CST by vid

Cymbals Crashing, Boulders Smashing

Fanart It's Wednesday, my dudes! Ahhhh, yes! There is indeed a fanart update! Could they be making their triumphant return?! Would you be interested in future fanart updates?

Before we get to the update, however, I want to give a big shout-out to TiramisuGrenouille as the newest member of Team Archive and for all their work! We appreciate the help!

The archive password is: ness

To submit fanart, do so here or submit on the forums.

There's a Funfest going on right now, so if you'd like to participate in that for a chance to win forum-based prizes, please check it out! You can find the Funfest topic here.
FANART | READ COMMENTS (0) 2020.10.28 @ 17:46 CDT by CerealQueen

Oops! An Update?

Fanfiction How did I end up on the front page? Well, I suppose it doesn't matter, but while I'm here, would anyone be interested in a fanfic update?

The archive password is: ness

Why not join in and submit something of your own? If you'd like to submit a fanfic, please do so here or submit on the forums!
FANFICTION | READ COMMENTS (0) 2020.10.26 @ 16:15 CDT by CerealQueen

When I was just a baby, my Mother told me...


STARMEN.NET | READ COMMENTS (35) 2020.10.13 @ 19:16 CDT by vid

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