The texture myth of snakes is true and substandard to this
Even Slimier Little Pile
The texture myth of snakes - Some people seem to believe that snakes are slimy. Snakes are NOT slimy, they are actually quite smooth and soft.
is true - The Even Slimier Little Pile IS slimy.
and substandard to this - But, just slimy isn't slimy enough. It's under the slimy standard of this, because this one is even slimier!