Question:
The texture myth of snakes is true and substandard to this

Answer:
Even Slimier Little Pile

Explanation:
The texture myth of snakes - Some people seem to believe that snakes are slimy. Snakes are NOT slimy, they are actually quite smooth and soft.

is true - The Even Slimier Little Pile IS slimy.

and substandard to this - But, just slimy isn't slimy enough. It's under the slimy standard of this, because this one is even slimier!

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