When certain characters in Moonside who do not look like characters in the Onett Library ask 'Shall I?', what are they asking you for permission to do? They're asking you for permission to teleport you elsewhere. Not all of those characters teleport you to the Doorless Room, and the guy who asks you if he can "sharpen you" is wearing a mask and therefore looks like someone in the Onett Library.
Ignoring Jeff, how many characters who join your party (even if they're just temporary party members) do you first meet in Winters? Three: Tony, Bubble Monkey, and Brick Road (joining you later as Dungeon Man).
What terrible pun concerning Pokey's maid is cracked by a patron of Jackie's Café? The patron says that "Pokey's maid, Electra, is 'maid' to order." Haha. No.
What is the only adjacent population centre to which you can head from Twoson without having to risk fighting a Ramblin' Evil Mushroom along the way? ('Adjacent' means it is accessible on foot, without teleporting, from Twoson and no other population centres lie between it and Twoson.) There are three population centres that are adjacent (as I defined it for this question) to Twoson: Onett, Happy Happy Village (since no other population centres lie between it and Twoson), and Threed. In the first two cases, you run the risk of finding a Ramblin' Evil Mushroom. Hence Threed is the answer.
What is Ruffini's affliction? Possession by the spirit of the game designer.
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