Stomach warping
Well, I was in #starmen today, and Picky ate me. This in itself is not unusual. Normally, Picky will eat me, then I burst from his stomach Alien-style, then he dies, then I cast Life 2 on him and he revives.
But today, I inexplicably burst from Anthadd's stomach instead. You see, while in Picky's stomach, I found a warp, so I went through it just for fun. And I wound up in Anthadd's stomach. As a side point, Anthadd must be stronger than Picky, because he didn't die. I'm sure Picky would love to debate that point, but I'll leave it to him to do so.
Anyhow, Picky decided that this was the reason he was perpetually hungry; the food he ate actually went to Anthadd. Except... Anthadd was also always hungry. What was going on?
In order to discover the exact scenario, I stuffed a satellite down Anthadd's throat. I think he took exception to this, because he spat it into outer space. Before that happened, I managed to get a reading. There were two warps in Anthadd's stomach, not just one. The other one led to an alternate dimension, which was where all the food went.
While we pondered the chances of two warps being in Anthadd's stomach, Tokage-San swallowed a hammer (for no obvious reason.) Picky started to choke.
I had had enough. I took a video camera, threw it down Tokage-San's throat, and watched the TV it was broadcasting to. It travelled through Tokage-San's stomach, then into Picky's stomach, then Anthadd's, then to the alternate dimension, then... back to Tokage-San's stomach.
So, the mystery of the warps is solved. Tokage-San, Anthadd, and Picky are connected through the stomach by several warps and an alternate dimension. I recommend we throw cameras down the throats of all the staffers, to see if we can't improve communication around the website. Until my next foray into the realm of chatroom physics, this is SimonBob saying goodnight. Goodnight.
Well, I was in #starmen today, and Picky ate me. This in itself is not unusual. Normally, Picky will eat me, then I burst from his stomach Alien-style, then he dies, then I cast Life 2 on him and he revives.
But today, I inexplicably burst from Anthadd's stomach instead. You see, while in Picky's stomach, I found a warp, so I went through it just for fun. And I wound up in Anthadd's stomach. As a side point, Anthadd must be stronger than Picky, because he didn't die. I'm sure Picky would love to debate that point, but I'll leave it to him to do so.
Anyhow, Picky decided that this was the reason he was perpetually hungry; the food he ate actually went to Anthadd. Except... Anthadd was also always hungry. What was going on?
In order to discover the exact scenario, I stuffed a satellite down Anthadd's throat. I think he took exception to this, because he spat it into outer space. Before that happened, I managed to get a reading. There were two warps in Anthadd's stomach, not just one. The other one led to an alternate dimension, which was where all the food went.
While we pondered the chances of two warps being in Anthadd's stomach, Tokage-San swallowed a hammer (for no obvious reason.) Picky started to choke.
I had had enough. I took a video camera, threw it down Tokage-San's throat, and watched the TV it was broadcasting to. It travelled through Tokage-San's stomach, then into Picky's stomach, then Anthadd's, then to the alternate dimension, then... back to Tokage-San's stomach.
So, the mystery of the warps is solved. Tokage-San, Anthadd, and Picky are connected through the stomach by several warps and an alternate dimension. I recommend we throw cameras down the throats of all the staffers, to see if we can't improve communication around the website. Until my next foray into the realm of chatroom physics, this is SimonBob saying goodnight. Goodnight.
