Theory: What are the hieroglyphs about?
The hieroglyphs, huh?
This requires some explanation. Scarabans have passed down this tale for many ages...
In the early '900's, a dark
shadow covered a small
desert town in rural Scaraba.
At that time, a young couple
vanished mysteriously from their home.
The man's name was not important.
The woman's name was not important.
But what _is_ important, is the Scarabans didn't like it.
Armed with bags filled with poisonous snakes, fried bean croquettes(which Gen-san in Scaraba loves to make), and primitive, deadly, demonic death rays, which somehow everyone in the world had at that time, they began a full-frontal assault on the entire alien race.
The race became furious, and an all-out war began.
Two years later, as suddenly
as they left, the couple returned.
They told everyone where they had been,
and what they had done...
they simply went on vacation.
The alien race was unhappy for being blamed for the couple's disappearance and vowed to return every thousand years or so...
They thought it'd be funny to plant some fake runes throughout Scaraba every thousand years so that archaologists would think they made a big find, when in reality, the hieroglyphs were gibberish.
The last archaological "find" was just a piece of rock that says "Starman DX was here," and a crudely-drawn picture of a kitty cat.
The hieroglyphs, huh?
This requires some explanation. Scarabans have passed down this tale for many ages...
In the early '900's, a dark
shadow covered a small
desert town in rural Scaraba.
At that time, a young couple
vanished mysteriously from their home.
The man's name was not important.
The woman's name was not important.
But what _is_ important, is the Scarabans didn't like it.
Armed with bags filled with poisonous snakes, fried bean croquettes(which Gen-san in Scaraba loves to make), and primitive, deadly, demonic death rays, which somehow everyone in the world had at that time, they began a full-frontal assault on the entire alien race.
The race became furious, and an all-out war began.
Two years later, as suddenly
as they left, the couple returned.
They told everyone where they had been,
and what they had done...
they simply went on vacation.
The alien race was unhappy for being blamed for the couple's disappearance and vowed to return every thousand years or so...
They thought it'd be funny to plant some fake runes throughout Scaraba every thousand years so that archaologists would think they made a big find, when in reality, the hieroglyphs were gibberish.
The last archaological "find" was just a piece of rock that says "Starman DX was here," and a crudely-drawn picture of a kitty cat.
