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The Rise and Fall of Sir Royacto Williams - by firej7

The Rise and Fall of Sir Royacto Williams

From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. Question, we've seen those squid statues wanderin about the lands a few times, but was there a true meaning to them. Easy to say, this is the rise and fall, of Sir Royacto Williams.
Back in the day, there used to be a time where octopusses actually had the ability to live on the land. They had long extensive lives and tended to live near the area of the now known Japan. Well...they used to.
Here sat the Royal Williams octofamily. You had Ms. Teviecto Williams, Mr. Ritcho Williams, and...Sir Royacto Williams. Now easy to say, Royacto was a rebellious one. He'd constantly tap into the families wares just to fill his needs of wants. His family would usually disapprove of this and caused Royacto to pay for his actions within chores. Years later though...the royal parents seemed to...dissapear (nudge nudge, wink wink) without a trace, never to be seen again, leaving Royacto in charge.
Easy to say, that didn't go well. He forced the other octopi to construct many statues of him in his honor of gold, and spread them across the land. But the octos soon decided to play a trick, and used there ink to turn the statues into lead once they arrived at their destination. Once they realized they were willing to go against that, they had thoughts of revolution. Just thoughts.
Royacto soon was greeted by the Octods of legend, saying he's abused his power, and must now see his peole vanish beneath the waves, while he's left to stay immortal and able to walk on land. At first, didn't seem like a big deal to the prince made king, but the next morning, he awoke...alone. Disappointed after years of lonliness, he decided to take up a job where he would meet people, he's got a long life to live, might as well.
Yet the job that seemed to match his likings (and qualifications) was a taxi-octo. Buisness was slow, until a strange man like lady took his job, giving a chance to explore the land, and see what he missed. And within his exploration, he saw his defiled statues, and realized, he should of been a better prince. Still, he had a new friend, a decent living, and now a cool hat.
And thus, another, strange wet flame slowly dwindles out. So this is Pheen-X saying...Squork!


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