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Theory: Orange Kid

Orange Kid is the definition of cool. He can walk the walk, talk the talk, and other stuff the other stuff. His crystal clear eyes were the definition of cool. A self-proclaimed genius, women are shocked at his smooth-talking, his intelligence, and his boldness. Indeed, he was the definition of perfect throughout his years. But when and how did this rise to stardom begin? Here, we will examine this, on "Reach to the Stars: Orange Kid."

His rise to stardom began on his first day of school at the now renamed in his honor "Super Orange Tech" in Twoson. He was 8 at the time, and already he was showing signs of his current genius. He would boldly claim his intelligence, but he frequently got low grades, because he was too cool for homework and too cool to do his best on tests. The school officials, seeing his smarts, moved him ahead two grades.

Here, he began to obsess over his invention work. While his grades continued to fall, the school officials understood that they were nothing compared to his potential increase to the scientific community--he donned a persona, the Orange Kid, and began wearing only orange, attending school less and less. Some women loved his rebellious attitude, while others loved him for his wit, charm, and handsomeness, but one thing was clear: ladies loved him.

It wasn't long before he moved ahead yet another grade level, where he would meet his first rival. Uh... Tomato Kid? Er, Apple Kid, I mean. Apple Kid wasn't quite as brilliant as Orange Kid--while Orange Kid has brought otherworldly contributions to the world of science, such as the amazing "Orange Peeler," Apple Kid invented lame stuff nobody uses, like the Apple Computers we have today. While Apple Kid spends time trying to solve impossible issues, such as world hunger, Orange Kid puts his effort into working diligently for the convenience of the people of tomorrow.

Only time will tell what Orange Kid will bring to the scientific community, but a budding young sun like him will surely bring us closer to a utopian society. And when that happens, we'll be there to see it, here on "Reach to the Stars:Biographies" (only on the Discovery Channel).
--Discovery. The world is just awesome.


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