SuperSmashBrosMelee Battle - by Darrow
Other Submissions by Darrow
|Darrow||The Chosen Four - Pg 124||
Darrow1 - #24
While children may sometimes make decent projectile weapons, it is advisable only to throw the children of other people and not your own. Unless they're really annoying, I suppose.
|Darrow||The Chosen Four - Pg 125||
Darrow1 - #25
Entering the graveyard only leads to bigger frights, but nothing is scarier than an enraged Paula. Unfortunately for Ness, this means being delegated to the "damsel in distress" while Paula gets the "hardened action hero" spot.
|Darrow||The Chosen Four - Pg 126||
Darrow1 - #26
A brief attempt at progressing through Threed ends in failure. ZOMBIE FAILURE.
|Darrow||The Chosen Four - Pg 127||
Darrow1 - #27
Ness discovers the true female form for the first time and also finds himself smack in the middle of the latest installment of Dateline's To Catch a Predator. The guy in the hat? Totally Chris Hansen.
|Darrow||The Chosen Four - Pg 128||
Darrow1 - #28
Following strangers can be very dangerous and a bad thing, but it can also be a very good thing. I guess what I'm trying to say is, sometimes prostitutes turn out to be members of a zombie army following a pure entity of evil. Tell that one to the police.