20 years after the events of EarthBound, the world faces an entirely new crisis. An ancient creature is awakened, a global war breaks out, and the validity of the Apple of Enlightenment is questioned. The future looks bleak, unless a brave Vincent Marino and his companions can put an end to it.

20 years after the events of EarthBound, the world faces an entirely new crisis. An ancient creature is awakened, a global war breaks out, and the validity of the Apple of Enlightenment is questioned. The future looks bleak, unless a brave Vincent Marino and his companions can put an end to it. (Revised; the first version was sort of botched.)

A single conversation, 2AM Christmas morning, and its long-reaching long-touching ramifications.

M2, Department Store: Guitars shoot thunder, bystanders capture footage for youtube, a cowboy checks out his girlfriend's butt

Whimsical ficlet concerning Paula Polestar, precognition, and popular perception of the Chosen Four. Guest stars an ice cream headache.

The reverence of the Chosen Four for something called a 'sandwich' inspires fear in the hearts of the offworld invaders.

A look at an NPC from Toto who frequently -- and ultimately -- has his head handed to him.

Prepare yourself. It's Earthbound meets Donkey Kong

Victory comes with a price. What will this price be for Ness and Co.

A creepy tale about Threed. Influenced by some Silent Hill

-Mother 3 spoilers- What happened in the ancient Oshoe kingdom. When I saw Leder say something about the Oshoe Castle being inhabited before the Tazmilians came, this immidiately sprung to mind.

Loid kills Ninten. The rest goes from there.

.ecuaselppa si elprup dna nwod si pu ,edisnooM nI

A hostage situation involving Jeff, a gun, and a ghost.

A chill breeze blew through the air, as an icicle fell to the ground, buried in deep snow. Two men sat, unfazed by the chill, at a table, nearly completely buried in snow. The men, also, sad in several feet of snow, piled up after a recent blizzard. Around the town, these two men were the only ones outside, everyone else in the comfort of their homes.

On a cold winter’s night in a town called Reindeer, the streets lay bare, nothing but snow visible upon the cold pavement. Where there was no snow, there was ice, and when not ice, blood. For this town held many tragedies, and it seemed as if happiness was out of season, that it simply couldn’t exist in such bitter cold.

It was Halloween, just like any other normal Halloween, and I was going door to door, collecting candy. I stopped to think, that day, though, why do they call it trick-or-treating if you only get treats? Smiling, I stuffed some snakes into my bag(harmless garden snakes, of course, wouldn’t hurt a fly), and rang the next doorbell. As soon as the door opened, I swung the bag forward, shouting, “Trick!” as the old woman screamed.

What do these kids think they’re doing on my beach? They should know that this spot is mine! Ness… I don’t know how, but I know that’s the kid’s name. Ness… The name sounds so… stupid! I hate this Ness kid! What kind of a name is that, anyway? Is he some sort of foreigner? I hate foreigners! I mean, I’m not from Summers either, but that doesn’t matter! I hate this kid, and I’m gonna tear him apart!

When the lights went off, I panicked. I mean, who wouldn’t? It was dark, and scary, and I swear I heard a “Gwoargh!” in the distance. So of course, I ran toward the nearest door, which led to some back room or something. I’m not entirely sure what it was, and I didn’t care at the time. I just wanted to get away from whatever thing was up there.

Okay, picture this: I’m sitting in my bed one night – well, I don’t know if you could call it a bed, being a grave and all, but that’s another story – and all of a sudden, I smell this beautiful, tantalizing scent. Almost like that guy I had for dinner the other night, although he smelled more like pizza than anything else. This sort of smelled like pizza too, so you can see where I’d make the connection. Anyway, of course I get up and go to see what this wonderful smell is coming from. I see a few other zombies moving toward it, so I start running, you know, to get there before it’s all gone, as I’m sure it’s food by this point.

You’re doing nothing, really, just floating around like you have ever since you came to this godforsaken place, when you see a light, coming at you from the strange place, the place that seems to glow with happiness and life, the place on the other side of the tunnel. You’ve seen lights come from there before, but they were fake lights, bad lights, lights that fooled you and tried to invade your only sanctuary, but maybe this light is different. Maybe it’s the light, the one they all talk about, the one that will finally put you to rest.

Who will Ness and Co. encounter trick-or-treating?

A letter describing an encounter from the beginning of Earthbound seen through the eyes of a common enemy.

My rendition/recap of George's time aboard the alien ship before the original MOTHER.

When Porky locked himself in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, he was granted infinite time to reflect on all that he had left behind.

Holiday Funfest 2012 submission. Here we see the people in Podunk and Snowman and the one atop Mt. Itoi....

Updated and improved, thanks to ohboy's comments and my lack of things to do on a Saturday night.

Fanfic.

It's the future for Ness and Co, with a strange mix of humor and weirdness. Shiggity Swah.

Part 3. Someone say wedding?!?

A short fanfic about Loid's struggles with having to hide in a trashcan.

A fanfic about an iron paperclip appearing in Twoson. Hilarity ensues.