Geez, calm down, would ya? I'm trying to write a poem here...

And in the end, there were more than merely four

It turns out Coffee has mystical properties.

You mean somebody wrote a poem about the credits?

I'm going to name him James! No..No, I'll him Danny...Or...

The Sphinx likes watching people dance.

One of the Runaway Five suddenly remembers a kid who helped them out some time ago.

He only wants a friend.

A wonderful piece of work. "Five Stars"
-Hobo Head of Doom

This style of poetry, I discovered, is called Nonsense Poetry. I'm not sure if anyone will like it. But I made some poems of some people in the game. (The Ham Lady Is Not In The Game)

If I Can Remember...

Hey, I tried.
;)

Poem to the Mani Mani Statue.

Here's a little poem that I made a while ago. Its about how the Mach Pizza Man delivers pizza.

What happened to the zombies after the Threed Incident?

Entry for the 2005 Holiday Funfest.

this song takes the tune of the 12 days of christmas but uses EB related things like enemies and weapons

my poem about Ness, i wrote it while i was on the moon eating some moon pie, also it won an award in a poetry contest.

Entry for the 2005 Holiday Funfest.

Whenever I think about winter in Earthbound, I think of monkies dancing around in the snow. So I wrote a poem about it. Well..sorta.

Entry for the 2005 Holiday Funfest.

Sung to the tune of �Twelve days of Christmas,� this version includes 1/128 items as gifts! How do I know about this stuff, nobody will know.

Ness ponders why he was chosen to save the world.

This is the beginnings of a good, long, annoying poem i've decided to write on the storyline of earthbound. For those who have beaten the game only, as it is absolutely SPOILER-TASTIC!

After all that hard work, was it worth it?

Mani Mani

Homesick is a terrible thing to be.

A Poem telling a little bit about Ness' adventures in Threed from another perspective.

The haunted town.

A poem about a man seeing Pokey on TV

A bunch of Haikus I wrote for Funfest '06

This is my 2nd fanfic for this Funfest! This one didn't took much time or thinking but is as good as the other one! ;) Hope you like it!

A haiku written from the perspective a familiar friend.

-EBsessor

I've been addicted to seeing all the entries in the funfests over the years and thought I'd have a go at making an entry myself. I worked hard on my first entry, this is basically a spoof or parody of The Night Before Christmas using Mother-related themes. Hopefully I can make time to create more.

Based off of the famous christmas poem with an Earthbound Twist.My entry for the Holiday Funfest.

An Earthbound poem for the holidays.

You can never call your Mother too much. If you don't, it can be detrimental to your health!

The Magnum Opus of Earthbound Fanfiction

A Tanka about the color blue, and what it may have symbolized for the Happy, Happyists.

A poem lamenting fate and a curse.

A Halloween Sonnet- placed the first year after the defeat of Giygas.

3 Haikus. Contains Mother 3 Spoilers.

A description of the events in Threed from the POV of a citizen.

So cutesy, so bizarre, so Earthbound. I have no other things to say. That was a lie, I enjoyed these things.

The song "12 Days of Christmas"... Earthbound style.

A Haiku about a feeling in the deep, complex thoughts of a Mr. Saturn.

Dr. Andonuts reflects on his first family Christmas in over a decade.

Earthboundification of "Do They Know It's Christmas," pointed toward the shy Tenda tribe.

by: bonjourduck

These are my Haiku
I submit them on a whim
I hope you like them

I was just listening to some EarthBound mp3s Jackie's Cafe came up, and it hit me to write this poem. Taking the mysterious mood of the bar, and the woman who mentions the baseball game, I was able to come up with something interesting including the fact that Ness is just a 13 year old boy. This poem is a look into the underbelly of bar loonys.

This is a tourism advert for the city of the same name. I wrote it to the city's overworld tune. At the end, the part in parentheses is only for SSBMelee's Fourside.

A little poem I made after I finished all three games. It might not be the best, it is my first fan made object after all...

A poem written from the perspective of a citizen of Threed, describing the events he saw and how a band of young kids saved his homeland.

Those ghosts tried to keep you out for a reason.

Ness tries to rally his friends together for his last trick-or-treating, but is discouraged by their inability to come along. By bonjourduck.

This poem will make you scream in horror, for it was conceived in a dream on the floor!

A group of haikus about Jeff's trip from Winters to Threed.

Sung to the tune of "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch".

a poem

HOLIDAY FUNFEST 2012