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The Way of the Starmen - by zushiba

The Way of the Starmen

NOTE: This was a joint effort from me an guru after acting out the origonal in the channel i decided to rewrite it and let everyone see the coolness...

OP: Approach chatters. Close the circle at the feet of the channelmaster. You have come to me asking that I be your guide along the path of community interaction, but be warned. To learn its ways, you must learn the ways of your own soul. Let us meditate on this wisdom now.

Lamer 1: Uh sir... sir... ooo! ooo! Sir!

OP: Who disturbs our meditation as a lamer disturbs the unity of a channel?

lamer 1:Me. Ed Lamerman.

Master: E... Ed Lamerman.

Lamer 1:Yeah. No disrespect or nothing, but like how long is this going to take?

OP: Chatting is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the message Board.

Lamer 1: So like, what, an hour or so?

OP: No, no. We have not even begun upon the path. Ed Lamerman, you must learn patience.

lamer 1: Yeah, yeah, patience. How long will that take?

OP: Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day.

Lamer 1: A year?! I wanna ping people out right now! I got the pingflooder. Ha..yo...wa... wooo!

OP: Ping people out?

lamer 1: Yeah, just show me all those nifty commands so I can start trashing bozo's. That's all I came here for. Yo-as-ta-ta-shah! Pretty good aye?

OP: The only use of Chatting is communication. Do you know who said that? guruzeth, the great teacher.

lamer 1: Yeah, well the best defense is a good Ping flooder. Do you know who said that? A script kiddy, A chatter from #nes

OP: Well, umm... Chatting is the wine of purity, not the vinigar of hostility. Meditate on this truth with us. Ahhh.... ohhhhh....

Lamer 1: Listen shrimp, now are you gonna show me those nifty commands, or am I gonna start ping flooding the servers with you?

OP: Ed Lamerman, you fail to grasp Chatting. Approach me so that you may see.

lamer 1: Alright, finally some action.

OP: Observe closely chatters. *** lamer1 was kicked by OP (Boot to the Head)

*** Lamer 1 (a_stupidlamer@aol.com) has joined #starmen

Lamer 1: Ow, you booted me from the channel!

OP: You are lucky Ed Lamerman. Few n00bs experiece so much of Chatting so soon.

Lamer 1: Ow, oh, my butt.

OP: Now we continue.

Lamer 1: Hey, hey, I wasn't ready! Come and get me now, come on, are you unl33t?

OP: *** lamer1 was kicked by OP (Boot to the Head)
*** Lamer 1 (a_stupidlamer@aol.com) has joined #starmen
lamer 1: Ow! Okay, now I'm ready, come on, try it now.
OP: *** lamer1 was kicked by OP (Boot to the Head)

lamer 1: Mind if I just idle here for a minute? Ow.

OP: Now chatters, we shall return to our...

Chatter 1: OP?

OP: It is wrong to Notice the Channel student.

Chatter 1: Many apologies OP, but I feel Ed Lamerman is not wholly wrong.

OP: What do you mean?

Chatter 1: I want to boot some head too.

OP: Have you learned nothing from the lesson of Ed lamerman?

Chatter 1: Yes master, I have learned two things. First, that Pingflooding is a weapon only to ones oppenent.

OP: Very good.

Chatter 1: And get in the first shot. -ChanServ- Access denied.

OP: You missed.

Chatter 1: Uh, yeah, well ...

OP: You too shall be honored to learn a lesson.

Chatter 1: Ya know, I can... you don't have to ya know... I gotta be going....

OP: *** Chatter 1 was kicked by OP (Boot to the Head)

Chatter 1: ooo...ya.. ehh... ooooogggg... awwwwww

OP: Can anyone tell us what lesson has been learned here?

Chatter 2: Uh, yes master, not a single one of could defeat you.

OP: You gain wisdom child.

Chatter 2: So we'll have to gang up on you! Get him now!

Master: Boot... [boom]... boot to... [boom]... ht.. [boom], [boom], [boom] [boom] [boom], [boom] [boom]... [boom]

Master: And now Channel regs, let us rejoin the mind to the body, and gaze into the heart of the candle in meditation. Ahh... owwww....

Chatters: ahhh... oooooowwwww.....

OP: Very good, chatters.

*SONG
*YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA... YA YA YA YA YA YA YA... YAYAYAYA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA
*Lamers who cant get along. Regs who idle while in bed. Chatters that cannot remember commands. GIVE THEM A BOOT TO THE HEAD!!!
*YA YA YA YA --->
*Chatters who cant fix a script. Regs who cant think. The lamer who wont leave me alone. The channel service who forgot my @
BAN FROM THE CHAN!!! YA YA
BAN FROM THE CHAN!!! YA YA
BAN FROM THE CHAN!!! YA YA
BAN! FROM! THE! CHAN!


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