The Mysteries of Mr. Saturn
This is my first attempt at an article, so please bear with me.
The Mr. Saturn are obviously hiding something. It seems to me that they are much more advanced than they appear to be. How does a creature with no arms build a house? I believe that they may have bio-mechanical suits that they use as artificial limbs. When a project requires ams, they take control of a large robotic "body."
Their houses themselves are another matter. These buildings appear to be made of some advanced alloy that is unknown to humans. And the "bows" on the roof. Perhaps a cleverly disguised antenna. These so-called houses look almost capable of space travel.
The Mr. Saturns' shops alone are enough to make one pause. Clearly their weapons and armor are also made from a material that is unknown to humans. This equipment often proves important to Ness and Co. A plot? A trap? Or just smart "people?" What animal has a "Horn of Life?" And what makes the herbs so secret. Now, let's not forget the infamous Peanut Cheese Bar. Clearly, such a strong recovery item contains more than peanuts and cheese. I've eaten both peanuts and cheese, but I didn't recover any HP. And where do the Mr. Saturn get such a potent ingredient that they can still sell cheaply. Perhaps they are converting a common Earth material with their obviously superior technology.
Moving on, why is Dr. Saturn in a trash can? Was he horribly disfigured in an accident, or is there something about his treatment methods that he doesn't want us to know? Maybe it's worth it to pay for treatment elsewhere. Why do the Mr. Saturn let people stay at the inn for free? Perhaps, if they are aliens, which seems quite possible, they perform horrendous experiments on people while they sleep.
Finally, their speech methods are very suspicious. Note their common use of "boing," are they perhaps suffering from constant uh, you know... How is it they they speak in a font all their own. No matter who speak to, in the EB world or, the real world, everyone speaks in the same font.
If you've read all this, feedback would be appreciated. But be careful, and think twice before you bite into that next Peanut Cheese Bar... -mail me.
This is my first attempt at an article, so please bear with me.
The Mr. Saturn are obviously hiding something. It seems to me that they are much more advanced than they appear to be. How does a creature with no arms build a house? I believe that they may have bio-mechanical suits that they use as artificial limbs. When a project requires ams, they take control of a large robotic "body."
Their houses themselves are another matter. These buildings appear to be made of some advanced alloy that is unknown to humans. And the "bows" on the roof. Perhaps a cleverly disguised antenna. These so-called houses look almost capable of space travel.
The Mr. Saturns' shops alone are enough to make one pause. Clearly their weapons and armor are also made from a material that is unknown to humans. This equipment often proves important to Ness and Co. A plot? A trap? Or just smart "people?" What animal has a "Horn of Life?" And what makes the herbs so secret. Now, let's not forget the infamous Peanut Cheese Bar. Clearly, such a strong recovery item contains more than peanuts and cheese. I've eaten both peanuts and cheese, but I didn't recover any HP. And where do the Mr. Saturn get such a potent ingredient that they can still sell cheaply. Perhaps they are converting a common Earth material with their obviously superior technology.
Moving on, why is Dr. Saturn in a trash can? Was he horribly disfigured in an accident, or is there something about his treatment methods that he doesn't want us to know? Maybe it's worth it to pay for treatment elsewhere. Why do the Mr. Saturn let people stay at the inn for free? Perhaps, if they are aliens, which seems quite possible, they perform horrendous experiments on people while they sleep.
Finally, their speech methods are very suspicious. Note their common use of "boing," are they perhaps suffering from constant uh, you know... How is it they they speak in a font all their own. No matter who speak to, in the EB world or, the real world, everyone speaks in the same font.
If you've read all this, feedback would be appreciated. But be careful, and think twice before you bite into that next Peanut Cheese Bar... -mail me.
