Monkey Cave Revelation
Upon leaving Moonside, you get notified by Apple Kid that he has completed a yogurt machine that can only make trout flavored yogurt at this time. "What use could this be for?" you ask. Well, whether you think you need it or not, Apple Kid has this machine delivered by Escargo Express's Neglected Class. (Remember, he's a poor inventor) So the machine gets delivered by this nerdy kid with glasses. Except he just tells you that he left it in the monkey caves in the Dusty Dunes Desert. But before you can kill him, he runs off. The fast idiot...So now you're forced to go to the monkey caves and retrieve the yogurt machine. Whether by choice or by force, you can't go anywhere in the Monotoli building without it, so you'd better get it.
Upon arriving at the monkey caves, you buy a Picnic Lunch and a Skip Sandwich at the drugstore with the big sign that says DRUGS. Now, you either know to buy these two items because A) You looked in the Player's Guide or B) You got stopped by two monkeys who said they wanted these foods. Now that you've got your preparations, you can go. Now the question is...left monkey or right monkey?
This brings me to my next point. Now, I'm rather fond of monkeys and have read a couple books about them. Their diets usually include fruits. (You know the whole banana thing, right?) Anyway, if this was true, that would mean that the only monkey that would be a true monkey would be Man. K. Man, who wants a King Banana. Now, is there such thing as a King Banana?
A monkey (who shall remain unidentified) is searching for a King Banana. He knows that one of the bananas in the jungle HAS to be the King Banana. He also knows that once he's eaten the King Banana, he'll be full. So he searches for it. He eats one banana after another. Soon, he's eaten nine bananas. He eats his tenth one and lo and behold, he's full. "This must be the King Banana," he says. "Too bad I had to waste those nine bananas."
Anyway, back to my point. These monkeys are not regular monkeys. Instead of wanting oranges, apples, and bananas, they want things like Hamburgers, Pizzas, Eggs, Rulers, and Protein Drinks. I conclude that these monkeys ARE in fact, like regular monkeys. You've heard of the saying "Monkey see, monkey do?". Well I suppose that these monkeys saw humans eating and using these items. Therefore, they began to eat and use these items, too. Soon they developed a taste for them. And now they're addicted to them. In example, that one monkey that is crazy until you've given him an egg.
Well, now you're wondering "Why are all these items strewn about the monkey caves?". I can explain that, too. You see, monkeys are very mischievious and curious. They like to steal hats, throw barrels, ride bicycles, and do other such things. So Monkey A sees Monkey B with a pizza. Monkey A decides to STEAL the pizza and hide it in Monkey C and D's little section. Monkey C walks into Monkey A's domain and steals his hamburger. And vice versa. Considering all the monkeys in the cave do this, you can assume that pretty soon, no one knows where anything is. Those stupid monkeys...now you have to retrieve them and give them back to their rightful owners.
My question is "Is it really worth it?". You went all this way to get a trout yogurt machine, that you probably won't use and will give away. You're going to get it when you get blocked by a pencil statue. Now you realize that you left the Pencil Eraser with Escargo Express! So you go back outside, with the help of an Exit Mouse, and you call Escargo Express, and get charged $18 for them to bring it back to you. Now you attempt to make your way back to the statue, but you get lost and come upon a Bag of Dragonite. OK, you think. This item is cool. Except now you only have two spaces left in your inventory. So you have to think quick. Do I want to drop these items or do I want to go back outside and sell them. No matter what you do, you eventually end up at the statue. You erase the statue and you're at your goal.
Oh great. The yogurt machine isn't in sight. All there is is a Cup of Lifenoodles and a Brain Food Lunch. Guess I'll talk to the floating guru, you think. All right! Not only does he give you a lecture, he also gives you the yogurt machine AND a chance to learn PSI Teleport. So now you're ready to leave except that...you don't have any space left for the yogurt machine...
So in conclusion, I can safely state that A) The monkey caves can be very strenuous B) Man K. Man is the only normal monkey in the monkey caves C) Monkeys are mischievious D) Monkeys can get addicted to things just like humans can E) Exit Mice are useful F) Escargo Express Neglected Class is really stupid G) You should always leave space open in your inventory.
Upon leaving Moonside, you get notified by Apple Kid that he has completed a yogurt machine that can only make trout flavored yogurt at this time. "What use could this be for?" you ask. Well, whether you think you need it or not, Apple Kid has this machine delivered by Escargo Express's Neglected Class. (Remember, he's a poor inventor) So the machine gets delivered by this nerdy kid with glasses. Except he just tells you that he left it in the monkey caves in the Dusty Dunes Desert. But before you can kill him, he runs off. The fast idiot...So now you're forced to go to the monkey caves and retrieve the yogurt machine. Whether by choice or by force, you can't go anywhere in the Monotoli building without it, so you'd better get it.
Upon arriving at the monkey caves, you buy a Picnic Lunch and a Skip Sandwich at the drugstore with the big sign that says DRUGS. Now, you either know to buy these two items because A) You looked in the Player's Guide or B) You got stopped by two monkeys who said they wanted these foods. Now that you've got your preparations, you can go. Now the question is...left monkey or right monkey?
This brings me to my next point. Now, I'm rather fond of monkeys and have read a couple books about them. Their diets usually include fruits. (You know the whole banana thing, right?) Anyway, if this was true, that would mean that the only monkey that would be a true monkey would be Man. K. Man, who wants a King Banana. Now, is there such thing as a King Banana?
A monkey (who shall remain unidentified) is searching for a King Banana. He knows that one of the bananas in the jungle HAS to be the King Banana. He also knows that once he's eaten the King Banana, he'll be full. So he searches for it. He eats one banana after another. Soon, he's eaten nine bananas. He eats his tenth one and lo and behold, he's full. "This must be the King Banana," he says. "Too bad I had to waste those nine bananas."
Anyway, back to my point. These monkeys are not regular monkeys. Instead of wanting oranges, apples, and bananas, they want things like Hamburgers, Pizzas, Eggs, Rulers, and Protein Drinks. I conclude that these monkeys ARE in fact, like regular monkeys. You've heard of the saying "Monkey see, monkey do?". Well I suppose that these monkeys saw humans eating and using these items. Therefore, they began to eat and use these items, too. Soon they developed a taste for them. And now they're addicted to them. In example, that one monkey that is crazy until you've given him an egg.
Well, now you're wondering "Why are all these items strewn about the monkey caves?". I can explain that, too. You see, monkeys are very mischievious and curious. They like to steal hats, throw barrels, ride bicycles, and do other such things. So Monkey A sees Monkey B with a pizza. Monkey A decides to STEAL the pizza and hide it in Monkey C and D's little section. Monkey C walks into Monkey A's domain and steals his hamburger. And vice versa. Considering all the monkeys in the cave do this, you can assume that pretty soon, no one knows where anything is. Those stupid monkeys...now you have to retrieve them and give them back to their rightful owners.
My question is "Is it really worth it?". You went all this way to get a trout yogurt machine, that you probably won't use and will give away. You're going to get it when you get blocked by a pencil statue. Now you realize that you left the Pencil Eraser with Escargo Express! So you go back outside, with the help of an Exit Mouse, and you call Escargo Express, and get charged $18 for them to bring it back to you. Now you attempt to make your way back to the statue, but you get lost and come upon a Bag of Dragonite. OK, you think. This item is cool. Except now you only have two spaces left in your inventory. So you have to think quick. Do I want to drop these items or do I want to go back outside and sell them. No matter what you do, you eventually end up at the statue. You erase the statue and you're at your goal.
Oh great. The yogurt machine isn't in sight. All there is is a Cup of Lifenoodles and a Brain Food Lunch. Guess I'll talk to the floating guru, you think. All right! Not only does he give you a lecture, he also gives you the yogurt machine AND a chance to learn PSI Teleport. So now you're ready to leave except that...you don't have any space left for the yogurt machine...
So in conclusion, I can safely state that A) The monkey caves can be very strenuous B) Man K. Man is the only normal monkey in the monkey caves C) Monkeys are mischievious D) Monkeys can get addicted to things just like humans can E) Exit Mice are useful F) Escargo Express Neglected Class is really stupid G) You should always leave space open in your inventory.
