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Onett Suburbanites - by P-RO

Onett Suburbanites




If you visit uptown, much further away from the bullies ruling the arcade, you'll meet a bunch of charming kids living in the suburbs of Onett town. Insincere smiles anyone?

PERFECT 10! The score will say 1.10, but it's actually 10.


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