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Hitman




Rain pours, but it does not chill this this cold figure. The zombies are organized, and these are the enforcers. They were vile in life, and voracious in death. Slipping off the mortal coil only increased their hunger for crime and debauchery. Their unique... talents... pay the bills but the inability to feel pleasure drives them ever more violent.



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Elobo Hitman
Rain pours, but it does not chill this this cold figure. The zombies are organized, and these are the enforcers. They were vile in life, and voracious in death. Slipping off the mortal coil only increased their hunger for crime and debauchery. Their unique... talents... pay the bills but the inability to feel pleasure drives them ever more violent.
6/1/09 0.00
Elobo Onett Complete: The Good Food For ogs That Dogs Like The Taste Of.
Recent theories about EARTHBOUND seem to centre around that enigma wrapped in a puppy that is Ruffini. Though possessing cosmic awareness, the recent theory is that Ruffini, despite being a cosmic entity, would still enjoy og food and he'd probably eat his hometown brand. This is because he still has a dog's taste buds and despite his knowledge he sticks around mundane Onett locations. Clearly he has hometown pride not to mention a dogs natural loyalty.
1/22/10 0.00
Elobo Positronic Nightmare
Resistance form the mountain's animals were far greater than ever anticipated. So they sent down the Cerebellums, batteries of cascading psychic energy. Driving their cold metallic fingers into the brains of the opposition, a surge of blistering power warps their minds and makes them at once oblivious to the invaders and viciously aggressive toward anyone else who might trek upon the mountain.
5/26/09 0.00

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