Theory– Starman Super & Sword of Kings

The Starman Super had a birthday party at Chuck E Cheese, but nobody came.

In his depressed loneliness, he played skee-ball for nine hours that day.

He got exceptionally good at skee-ball over the course of the day, and eventually earned nine thousand and five tickets.

Having spent all of his tokens, he went to the prize counter to see what he could get. The man offered him a sword.

The price of the sword was only nine thousand and one tickets, so the Starman Super also had enough to trade for a rubber duck.

He lost the rubber duck, but he kept that sword with him everywhere he went; it was his only friend.

That is, until some jerk in a striped shirt beat him up and stole it…