[21:13:09] * BuckFever is now known as PrincessZelda
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[21:13:31] <PsiReaper> Just been playing some LoD.
[21:13:34] <@PrincessZelda> I am a pretty procness
[21:13:36] <PsiReaper> Don't mind me lol
[21:13:41] <Trx> WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCES- YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE D:<
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[21:14:09] <@PrincessZelda> MY WINGS ARE SO PRETTY
[21:14:11] * Tofu is now known as LONK
[21:14:14] <!Captain_Bozo> haha what
[21:14:15] <Trx> one question, whats a procness <.<
[21:14:26] <!Captain_Bozo> the adventure of lonk
[21:14:43] <@PrincessZelda> TOTU AM LONK
[21:14:43] <@PrincessZelda> WHAT DO
[21:14:43] <Trx> Me confused D:
[21:14:43] <@LONK> WOLL ECSOOS MY PROCNESS
[21:14:48] <@LONK> >:i
[21:14:49] <Nall> lolwut
[21:14:54] <@LONK> >:I
[21:14:59] <Taco> what
[21:15:03] <@PrincessZelda> LONG WE MUST ACCOST GNAGRON
[21:15:19] <@PrincessZelda> GARB DA TRYFORK
[21:15:27] <@LONK> HOW ABBOT A KIZZ
[21:15:29] <@LONK> FER LOCK
[21:15:30] <Trx> <.< Did... Ganon beat Zelda and we missed it?
[21:15:37] * PrincessZelda is now known as PROCNESSZELDA
[21:15:44] <@PROCNESSZELDA> YOU MUST KIDDIN
[21:15:54] <!Captain_Bozo> what
[21:15:58] <!Captain_Bozo> XD
[21:15:58] * Nall scratches head
[21:16:02] <@LONK> OH BOY
[21:16:03] <!Captain_Bozo> what are you guys talking about? XD
[21:16:08] <Arlin> I feel like I missed something here... and I really don't need to know what it is
[21:16:09] <Trx> Link i understand but... I dont remember Ganon ever laying a hand on Zelda xD
[21:16:27] <@PROCNESSZELDA> OK SO LONK WHISTLES HITT A DUGDIGGER
[21:16:34] <Trx> Well looks like LoZ is about to go the way of Ole Yeller
[21:16:37] <@PROCNESSZELDA> AND DOGNDOS HAT SMOK
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[21:16:51] <@LONK> I CU oh wait
[21:16:56] <Stevesy_> :I
[21:17:05] <!Captain_Bozo> lol welcome back steve
[21:17:09] <@LONK> I CONT WUT TO BUMM SOME DOGNDOS
[21:17:25] <Trx> @.@
[21:17:26] <!Captain_Bozo> okay that's enough fo this
[21:17:27] <!Captain_Bozo> XD
[21:17:32] <PsiReaper> Ello der steve
[21:17:33] <!Captain_Bozo> You two calm down XD
[21:17:37] <J_Spade> SQUADALA
[21:17:39] <Taco> wait wait wait
[21:17:41] <@PROCNESSZELDA> GANGRDON AND HIS MINERIOMS HAVE TAKEN TRYFORK OF WUDSOM
[21:17:43] <Taco> someone is being repromanded
[21:17:45] <Taco> and it's not me
[21:17:45] <PsiReaper> WE ARE OFF!
[21:17:49] <@PROCNESSZELDA> JOO MUST HEALP ME LONK
[21:17:51] <PsiReaper> Had to finish that :x
[21:17:51] <Taco> what is going on
[21:17:52] <Trx> I didnt feel this confused when Giygas started shaking wildly
[21:17:52] <@LONK> SHAT UP I AM THE HURRO OF HIRULE

[22:10:15] <MsCamine> Ain't ain't a word
[22:10:33] <MsCamine> is a thing I said once
[22:10:34] <Dr_Meowgon_Spengler> it's a real word, it's just slang I never see used by anyone but nightshade
[22:11:52] <J_Spade> Well, it's a real word insofar as slang words are real
[22:12:53] <@BuckFever> No it ain't
[22:13:04] <PsychicKid> ain't is not a real word
[22:13:19] <@BuckFever> Yes it ain't
[22:13:25] <PsychicKid> b&
[22:14:13] <@BuckFever> No I amn't
[22:14:32] <@BuckFever> Y'all're crazy

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[16:02:37] <!Captain_Bozo> OH RANDY
[16:02:38] <A_Beautiful_Woman> oh, hey everybody
[16:02:41] <@eggstree> it's a trap
[16:02:43] <!Captain_Bozo> ahahahaha
[16:02:44] <!Captain_Bozo> ahahahaha
[16:02:46] <+Duckarama> Woah, it's A_Beautiful_Woman!
[16:02:54] <A_Beautiful_Woman> Hey, Duckarama! I heard you were around here.
[16:03:03] <+Duckarama> You heard right!
[16:03:11] <@eggstree> Speaking of people without lives - Duckarama, everybody!
[16:03:12] <PsychicKid> what
[16:03:14] <A_Beautiful_Woman> Wow, this is the happiest day of my Internet existence.
[16:03:15] * @eggstree golf clap.
[16:03:15] <@NESluver> i opened up my chat window at the right time :o
[16:03:23] <Chris7> shhhh
[16:03:24] <+Duckarama> I don't blame you. I am pretty hip.
[16:03:31] <A_Beautiful_Woman> Well, I have to go. My planet needs me!
[16:03:39] * A_Beautiful_Woman blows up on the way to somewhere far away.

[15:21:26] <AnnK_> i also had a 16 month old who has this very violent addiction to poke his 1 month old daughter in the eyes
[15:21:46] <!Captain_Bozo> I hope you mean sister :P

[17:40:38] <!Captain_Bozo> I just went shopping. Got a bunch of food for the month :3
[17:41:01] <!Captain_Bozo> Chicken was really low priced this month so I got a bunch of chicken breasts. 6 servings for 4 dollars :3
[17:41:22] <@HockeyKong> and they'll hold for a while
[17:41:26] <!Captain_Bozo> yup :3
[17:41:27] <@HockeyKong> theyre still green even
[17:41:30] <!Captain_Bozo> hahahaha
[17:41:37] <@HockeyKong> Chicken breasts work like Bannanas, right?

[17:41:55] <@MrAccident> welp
[17:42:10] <@MrAccident> today I bought a sofa and nearly shot a man
[17:42:46] <@MrAccident> the two events were not directly related
[17:43:13] <@MrAccident> it was just twenty minutes ago actually
[17:43:18] <@MrAccident> my heart is still pounding a little
[17:44:28] <@MrAccident> I was on the bus and there was this guy in the back who had apparently been harassing this woman
[17:45:15] <@MrAccident> there were increasingly loud shouts of "shut the <expletive> up" and "get the <expletive> away from me"
[17:45:30] <@MrAccident> he was in the middle of the back seat and she was sort of in the corner, so she couldn't move easily
[17:45:58] <@MrAccident> I got up and told him to get out of the way so she could change seats, which he did eventually
[17:46:32] <@MrAccident> she moved to one of the seats in the articulated section
[17:46:49] <@MrAccident> the man appeared to be both mentally unstable and drunk
[17:47:18] <@MrAccident> he had a bucket that appeared to contain a mop head, a few squeegees, and several bottles of cleaning solutions
[17:47:32] <@MrAccident> but one of the bottles had a bright orange liquid in it and he was drinking from it -_-
[17:48:01] <@MrAccident> anyway, just a few moments after the woman moved to another seat, the guy got up shouting something about how he had paid his fare and could sit wherever he liked
[17:48:09] <@MrAccident> and he moved down and took a seat just across from her
[17:48:26] <@MrAccident> so she's starting to flip out just a little
[17:48:49] <@MrAccident> at that point I get up and stand between them and tell him he needs to move back where he was or get off the bus
[17:49:10] <@MrAccident> and then another guy comes in from the other end of the bus and tells him the same thing
[17:49:24] <@MrAccident> only he tells it a lot better, because he has a voice like a marine drill sergeant
[17:50:07] <@MrAccident> then the drunk guy starts getting belligerent and puts his hand inside his coat like he's reaching for a weapon
[17:50:20] <@MrAccident> that's where it all gets a little fuzzy
[17:51:10] <@MrAccident> I reach down and put my coat aside, put my hand on my 1911, and flip the safety off
[17:51:35] <@MrAccident> then I repeat my earlier suggestion
[17:51:39] <@MrAccident> still too quietly probably
[17:51:44] <@MrAccident> I'm not used to raising my voice XD
[17:52:17] <@MrAccident> in most sane people this action probably would have led to a hasty exist
[17:52:20] <@MrAccident> exit, even
[17:52:55] <@MrAccident> but this guy is drunk and unstable and frankly, standing 3 feet away from him on a crowded bus, I'm not sure what I should have done if he suddenly did become violent
[17:53:24] <@MrAccident> he makes another grab for his coat and somewhere in the back of my head I'm wondering if this is where it all goes downhill
[17:53:45] <@MrAccident> fortunately mr. drill sergeant is still there and physically grabs his hand and pulls it away, telling him "not to try any of that <expletive>"
[17:54:19] <@MrAccident> we're both telling him he just needs to get off the bus or we're going to call the police
[17:54:47] <@MrAccident> then he finally seems to see sense, and begins moving to the front of the bus
[17:55:03] <@MrAccident> at the exit though he seems to have second thoughts and starts getting belligerent again
[17:55:14] <@MrAccident> and it was here that the day was saved by an unlikely hero
[17:55:39] <@MrAccident> this really old kindly black guy I'd been sitting next to back when it all started
[17:55:59] <@MrAccident> gets up, walks all the way to the front, pushes between me and mr. drill sergeant, and starts pleading with this guy to just go
[17:56:12] <@MrAccident> physically blocks him from getting back inside the coach
[17:56:20] <@MrAccident> and finally gets him off so that the bus driver can close the doors
[17:57:17] <@MrAccident> I made sure I shook his hand before my stop
[17:57:19] <@Emily> And then the lady he was bothering went back to your place, right? She's standing behind you giving you a shoulder massage right now, isn't she?
[17:57:19] <@MrAccident> that guy was legit

[16:34:21] <Stevesesy> I dont think any of you understand what my day to day is like
[16:34:29] <Stevesesy> ridiculou doesn't even cover it
[16:34:51] <!Captain_Bozo> I can only imagine
[16:35:30] <Stevesesy> Its pretty ridiculou
[16:36:52] <Stevesesy> I'm trying to think of what today's ridic minute was
[16:36:59] <PsiReaper> That would be me entering this IRC
[16:37:01] <Stevesesy> I think it was when I went to work and had to fix the toilet
[16:37:04] <Stevesesy> no
[16:37:08] <Stevesesy> it was lunch
[16:37:08] <PsiReaper> Darn.
[16:37:13] <Stevesesy> I had lunch with a wizard
[16:37:16] <Stevesesy> yeah
[16:37:16] <@BuckFever> lunch while fixing the toilet
[16:37:20] <@BuckFever> with a wizard
[16:37:23] <@BuckFever> taking a wizz
[16:37:33] <Stevesesy> :I
[16:37:43] <PsiReaper> Sounds legit.
[16:38:15] <Arlin> Did he put on his robe and wizard hat?
[16:38:17] <Stevesesy> No like the guy was incarcerated for like 3 days
[16:38:35] <Stevesesy> cause he got up in front of his university's student senate and read a poem
[16:38:46] <Stevesesy> so they put him away for a psyche eval
[16:39:21] <Stevesesy> We got lunch
[16:39:23] <Stevesesy> talked
[16:39:27] <Stevesesy> went for a walk
[16:39:35] <Stevesesy> he told me about how portlania was the best tv show

[17:49] <nesluver> laugh tracks should only be used ironically
[17:49] <newageinsanecultist> Hrrm?
[17:49] <nesluver> i want to take every single current sitcom that uses a laugh tack and shove it into a rocket
[17:49] <nesluver> and send that rocket to the sun
[17:50] <psireaper> I don’t think you’ll have enough fuel to reach the sun.
[17:50] <nesluver> seriously, big bang theory is first on my list of things to send to the sun
[17:51] <psireaper> ...that show is awesome
[17:51] <psireaper> ANYTHING BUT THAT SHOW
[17:51] <nesluver> no
[17:51] <nesluver> no no no
[17:51] <psireaper> ILL GUARD IT WITH MY LIFE!!!!
[17:52] <nesluver> thata show is painfully unfunny
[17:52] * PsiReaper busts out shotty
[17:52] <nesluver> it’s so unfunny it gives people cancer
[17:52] <psireaper> Then I’m surprised I dont have cancer
[17:52] <nesluver>
[17:52] <nesluver> you’re free tolike whatever you want
[17:53] <nesluver> just don’t let me take control of nasa or anything

[23:03:58] <@Tofu> wasn't sax "saxamaphone"
[23:04:02] <elliotw2> yes
[23:04:03] <PK_Away> yes
[23:04:05] <@Tofu> like on the simpsons
[23:04:16] <Dr_Meowgon_Spengler> ^^
[23:04:46] <PK_Away> vv
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[21:04:55] <Dr_Meowgon_Spengler> :D
[21:04:56] <PK_Away> HAHA
[21:04:57] <PK_Away> I KNEW IT
[21:05:03] <J_Spade> lol
[21:05:04] <PK_Away> bozo is the chosen one
[21:05:04] <J_Spade> how
[21:05:07] <J_Spade> how even
[21:05:09] <J_Spade> what
[21:05:12] <Dr_Meowgon_Spengler> bozo
[21:05:15] <Dr_Meowgon_Spengler> HI
[21:05:16] <PK_Away> bozo
[21:05:19] <PK_Away> is the saxamaphone

[20:14:50] <@BuckFever> who here has Kid Icarus Uprising
[20:15:51] <AceDrgnGirl> tofu does
[20:16:02] <@Tofu> i do
[20:16:07] <AceDrgnGirl> she does
[20:16:07] <@Tofu> fun isn't it
[20:16:15] <@HockeyKong> who here has Ice Climber Rise Upping?
[20:16:28] <!Captain_Bozo> oh man Hockey
[20:16:32] <!Captain_Bozo> that is the greatest game
[20:16:41] <!Captain_Bozo> Those polar bears look so crazy in 3D
[20:16:48] <@HockeyKong> Who here has Harvest moon Barn Raising?
[20:16:50] <AceDrgnGirl> ...
[20:16:51] <!Captain_Bozo> and the way they implemented temperture play
[20:16:56] <!Captain_Bozo> _classic_
[20:17:06] <AceDrgnGirl> Bozo, stop it. You're making it seem like that's a real thing.
[20:17:13] <!Captain_Bozo> It is a real thing Ace :<
[20:17:24] <!Captain_Bozo> If you play in the sun, the game gets easier, but you get less points
[20:17:31] <!Captain_Bozo> but if you play while sitting inside of a meat locker or something
[20:17:33] <AceDrgnGirl> I'm gonna google it and if I don't get any results
[20:17:37] <AceDrgnGirl> I'm gonna be all upset and stuff
[20:17:44] <!Captain_Bozo> the game gets crazy hard, but you get all of the points
[20:17:55] <!Captain_Bozo> Hockey and I occasionally play online
[20:18:04] <!Captain_Bozo> I make him play in a fridge
[20:18:12] <@Tofu> the other day i was playing excitebike fastracing
[20:18:19] <!Captain_Bozo> I didn't get that one
[20:18:21] <AceDrgnGirl> you guys are mean
[20:18:23] <@Tofu> it's such a blatant cash grab
[20:18:26] <@HockeyKong> I'm always Popo
[20:18:31] <!Captain_Bozo> hey
[20:18:33] <!Captain_Bozo> I look good in pink
[20:18:35] <Dr_Meowgon_Spengler> I'll raise you a barn
[20:18:58] <@Tofu> how would one raised in a barn raise someone in a barn
[20:19:40] <!Captain_Bozo> I hear you can unlock Ness if you jump off the cliff in level 17 though
[20:20:45] <@HockeyKong> Yeah, and then you slide along the wall until you fall through a hole in the graphics and you can fight Gruntilda ealy