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Pokey...that Monster! - by firej7

Pokey...that Monster!

From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. This week's question, what did Pokey/Porky Minch do during the gap of Mother 2-Mother 3?
Pokey (a.k.a Porky)Minch, that little (censored due to pure hatred and foul language towards that punk (Again, censored due to certain words and attitudes…so let’s fast forward 2 pages past the first censor…and 8 pages past the original text) of a kid, anyway, back to the original theory) of a human being! But I digress. There is something that never was truly explained for us. Where was he, and what was he doing during the gap of Mother 2 and Mother 3? Well…I got in contact with past families, past spirits (don’t ask…that’s an even longer story), and people both past and present who’ve actually seen the little (Seriously, again with the censor? I must really not like that…monster) around their land, and it’s safe to say, none of their words were good ones.
Porky(I’ll use his more insulting name) was seen in Eagleland for a short amount of time after Giygas’s defeat, it seemed that possibly, some of Giygas’s evil was able to embed itself after his fall into the already disturbed mind of the boy. These small evil thoughts, grew into more devilish plans, and he soon realized, that as much as he wished it not true, he needed help, in order to create his vision, recreate the world…as he seems fit.
As much denial as there be, Porky was actually intelligent enough to build plenty of technology, his walker, the chimera creators, all his devious designs. He even went so far as developing a time machine, but he knew that Eagleland would be aware about his evil mind, with Ness spreading fair warning about him. Even in his machine, he would have no chance against an entire town.
“I personally saw him in his mech, actually floating on water!” Said a lake watcher in Winters. Since his first walker was trashed, he made a new one, one with stronger steel, sharper legs, laser beams, bomb creators, life support, feeding tubes, even water purifiers so normal sea water could be transported to him. His inventions could’ve been used to save lives, to help people, but it was his own selfish wants that kept him away from what little good he had left in his blackened heart.
As he walked across the lake in his light-weight, high defense contraption, he was able to implant his sharp steel legs into the mind of the beloved Tessie, forcing the poor girl to destroy any vessel that got in the way of his sights to some low developed islands he came across in his research…Nowhere Islands to be exact. Once he arrived on the islands…poor Tessie has succumbed to exauhstion…and met her undeserved fate (Let it be said, next to Mr. Saturn, Tessie is 2nd favorite character in the whole series!). Of course, Tessie became no more than a trophy to the monster, having her stuffed to display in his hall of victory he had planned development on. Finding a place to hide out, he created more and more for his cause. Years turned into decades, and soon, he claimed the walker to be his body.
After so many years, he knew it was time. He created cyborg soldiers to start with, only to realize their…communication skills were lacking, unable to draw others to his cause. He had prepared for this, creating one mind manipulation bomb. He ended up dropping this in a village on another island past the one of Tazmilly. Beyond their will, they lost all intelligence, all…being men, women, animals, and even children. These people sent word, saying the pigmasks were ready to develop, a happy, more enjoyable world than the one currently had. Within the spread of the word, a loner, by the name of Fassad took a liking to the idea, finding the mechanized Porky. Fassad told him that he had powers, beyond belief. Powers, that can manipulate most of the world’s thoughts, as it is. Porky said that going after the world…would be unneeded. He knew about the word, greed. And once greed enters any village, any town, any group of people, wars break, chaos reigns, and they’re already in a state of no more peace, where it will remain forever. All it takes…is to have the most money, and with his father’s position, he was able to get ATM transfers of over $3 Trillion dollars before his leaving of Eagleland, that not only his father saved, but he himself stowed away. His father was unaware of Porky’s large deposit, resulting in bankruptcy.
In all actuality, Porky owned…most of the world, but he wanted it all. Fassad took the words of greed, and told Porky, that he could convince anyone of a lighter heart that money was good. In doing so, could start the chain of greed again. No payment was needed, just part of the new world to help Porky work in. The help was accepted, and thus, word of money and advancement spread throughout the Nowhere Islands. As such, the evil mind watched as progress was made in his favor.
Even within the progress, he knew he still wasn’t perfectly safe, but he knew someone who could make it that way…and help make the annoyingly cute animal in the land, cooler, tougher, and stronger. So he went back in time within his own time machine, and kidnapped the well known Dr. Andonuts. Forced against his will, and lack of knowledge for the situation, he built every one of the projects, and the chimera’s started to spread, and kill, against their own will. And Dr. Andonuts, was given one more project, before he was to be executed…build an absolutely safe setting for Porky to live in.
As development for his land was met, he noticed a young boy on the top of one of the cliffs near Drago Plateau, dead from the fall. Realizing the interesting situations of viewing one of his own creations being downed, he decided to actually recreate the boy, to be a super mechanized warrior, after Fassad forwarned of a curl-haired boy having great power beyond technology.
It was all coming together. His vision, the spread of greed, the increased thoughts of technology, the chimera developments, it was all, coming together greatly. Soon, he’d be untouchable. Soon, he’d rule everything, and everyone. Soon…it’d all be his.
Thankfully…we know the end of his story, no need for that detail.
Wow, this was a long one, but that evil monsters story had to be told. So, with another ashened question, now a thriving, black flame, my knowledge has been shared. So, in memory of the ones that were lost in visions, greed, and especially Tessie...this is Pheen-X…saying good-bye for now.


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