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Mr. Saturn Theory - by Ostricho

Mr. Saturn Theory

The Mr. Saturns lived on a long time after the life of Ness and his friends. They watched the decline and destruction of Onett and the surrounding towns. They watched the end of the human race as we know it.
Long after these tragedies, the food started running out. The piggy jelly vanished and the magical coffee was gone. The Mr. Saturns started sending out squadrons to search for food in the ruins of the towns for any food. But more than anything, the Mr. Saturns were sad and scared.
After a long time of struggling to live, a mysterious flying object arrived. It resembled the shape of a cruise ship (a luxury long forgotten) and flew through the air on an unknown sort of propeller. They landed right next to the long-since dried out hot spring. An unusually tall man came out of the ship and asked them to board the ship. The Mr. Saturns promptly agreed.
There were many sorts of people on the ship. There were elders and youth, hillbillies and hobos, even a cowboy. The most noticeable feature was the egg-shaped trophy with wings.
3 hours passed when the ship finally came towards an island, which was full of life and beauty. The ship landed and everyone exited. The tall man carried the egg with him. A small village had already been built.
Three hours later no one had remembered anything that had happened before, and the egg was gone.
The Mr. Saturns were relocated to an area very similar to the first Saturn Valley. They were very satisfied.


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