The NegaMystery
From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X (and Amp) tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. This week's question, Negative Man. He's a question in himself. Did he get turned down by a hot date? Did he truly kill a former explorer and facing the guilt? Was he never invited to any parties and was left to grovel in self pity? Did Amp steal his donut one day in the office?!
(Ugh, you gonna complain about that every day?"
YES AMP! IT WAS CREAM FILLED!
(blah blah blah, get on with it! ya big baby)
Ahem, right. Well, this man brought many thoughts within my head. I even considered interviewing him. But the fact he cries more then a witch in the dark, I decided to pass and let Amp do it.
(still waitin on that 5$ you promised for dealing with that)
And he was able to get some interesting information. And that man, had a story. A story, of woooonderrr.
It all started about 20-30 years ago. This young man within the Tazmilly Village was known to have the best of luck. He'd find the shiniest of objects, just by looking down. He could walk under a ladder and reach the pie on the other end unscathed. He, was, P-Man (and that's not a dash, his actual name was Penegative Manfred, but everyone knew him as P-Man).
He'd go around and show his luck to everyone. Yet, he wasn't well liked. He used to play cards with some of the guys, winning near every hand. At first so many people thought he was cheating, that he had an ace up his sleeve. After the thought spread, he wasn't aloud within the card games.
He was lucky enough to get one of the biggest houses in the village. He'd always invite people over to brag about his luck and wealth and size of home. It grew obnoxious so fewer people started to come to the parties.
P-Man even had some of the greatest livestock. They made the sweetest milk and tastiest eggs. Yet he only shared this when he could get it away from himself long enough. It was just so sweet, he wanted it all for himself.
Now, with him growing alone, you're probably thinking "heh, so he just grew sad from being alone." actuaaaaaally, no. There was one thing, ONE thing, that made him break. Something made him near fall screaming in disbelief. And it all happened, within a dark night.
P-Man had awaken from one of his great dreams of being ruler of the village. He had to go and, take care of some toilet buisness so to speak. He hummed his favorite song "Lucky Day" while he took care of buisness as he reached for some toilet paper. His eyes grew wide as he discovered, HE WAS OUT! He trembled, he shivered, he ran around the house buck naked screaming "NO TP! NO TP!". (If you're curious what happened to his TP, some weird kid in green broke into his home and stole it to handle a hand in the toilet. Don't ask)
He shook on every door knob, desperate to get the toilet paper. He kept screaming "NO TP, NO TP!" Of course, either everyone was asleep, or they had no clue what he wanted. He needed toilet paper, desperatley. He ran off into the forest, still forgetting to dress himself on his search for TP. Sadly though, to no avail.
He found a cave to huddle himself in shivering as he looked to the ceiling screaming "NO TP!" Sooner or later, he grew desperate and used the nearest leaf he could find. Unfortuantly, it was the rare Gluyella Leaf. It is a leaf that is said to be 10 times worse then poison ivy, and is known to tint the skin yellow.
Whining and whimpering, he grabbed his rump, yelling to it "I'm Sorry!" He never knew how to respect others, he just wanted it to end. Out of toilet paper, burning rump, and yellow skin. The insanity left him grinding his head on the cave for some relief, the itch spreading. What it did though was made his head square.
He suffered this fate for years, growing more and more sad. All on a quest for toilet paper. His sorries are still said to echo through the night. His luck having fallen, unbeknownst to him. Him having completely changed. And his knickers hanging outside his doorstep. This, is the story of the former P-Man. Who everyone only remembered, as Negative Man.
And thus, another flame is left to burn in a interesting colored flame. So this is PheenX saying, watch your rump, and I WANT MY DONUT BACK
(uggggh, I'd rather put up with the Nega guy)
From the ashened questions we let burn out, Pheen-X (and Amp) tries to bring these questions back to life, with an inferno of answers. This week's question, Negative Man. He's a question in himself. Did he get turned down by a hot date? Did he truly kill a former explorer and facing the guilt? Was he never invited to any parties and was left to grovel in self pity? Did Amp steal his donut one day in the office?!
(Ugh, you gonna complain about that every day?"
YES AMP! IT WAS CREAM FILLED!
(blah blah blah, get on with it! ya big baby)
Ahem, right. Well, this man brought many thoughts within my head. I even considered interviewing him. But the fact he cries more then a witch in the dark, I decided to pass and let Amp do it.
(still waitin on that 5$ you promised for dealing with that)
And he was able to get some interesting information. And that man, had a story. A story, of woooonderrr.
It all started about 20-30 years ago. This young man within the Tazmilly Village was known to have the best of luck. He'd find the shiniest of objects, just by looking down. He could walk under a ladder and reach the pie on the other end unscathed. He, was, P-Man (and that's not a dash, his actual name was Penegative Manfred, but everyone knew him as P-Man).
He'd go around and show his luck to everyone. Yet, he wasn't well liked. He used to play cards with some of the guys, winning near every hand. At first so many people thought he was cheating, that he had an ace up his sleeve. After the thought spread, he wasn't aloud within the card games.
He was lucky enough to get one of the biggest houses in the village. He'd always invite people over to brag about his luck and wealth and size of home. It grew obnoxious so fewer people started to come to the parties.
P-Man even had some of the greatest livestock. They made the sweetest milk and tastiest eggs. Yet he only shared this when he could get it away from himself long enough. It was just so sweet, he wanted it all for himself.
Now, with him growing alone, you're probably thinking "heh, so he just grew sad from being alone." actuaaaaaally, no. There was one thing, ONE thing, that made him break. Something made him near fall screaming in disbelief. And it all happened, within a dark night.
P-Man had awaken from one of his great dreams of being ruler of the village. He had to go and, take care of some toilet buisness so to speak. He hummed his favorite song "Lucky Day" while he took care of buisness as he reached for some toilet paper. His eyes grew wide as he discovered, HE WAS OUT! He trembled, he shivered, he ran around the house buck naked screaming "NO TP! NO TP!". (If you're curious what happened to his TP, some weird kid in green broke into his home and stole it to handle a hand in the toilet. Don't ask)
He shook on every door knob, desperate to get the toilet paper. He kept screaming "NO TP, NO TP!" Of course, either everyone was asleep, or they had no clue what he wanted. He needed toilet paper, desperatley. He ran off into the forest, still forgetting to dress himself on his search for TP. Sadly though, to no avail.
He found a cave to huddle himself in shivering as he looked to the ceiling screaming "NO TP!" Sooner or later, he grew desperate and used the nearest leaf he could find. Unfortuantly, it was the rare Gluyella Leaf. It is a leaf that is said to be 10 times worse then poison ivy, and is known to tint the skin yellow.
Whining and whimpering, he grabbed his rump, yelling to it "I'm Sorry!" He never knew how to respect others, he just wanted it to end. Out of toilet paper, burning rump, and yellow skin. The insanity left him grinding his head on the cave for some relief, the itch spreading. What it did though was made his head square.
He suffered this fate for years, growing more and more sad. All on a quest for toilet paper. His sorries are still said to echo through the night. His luck having fallen, unbeknownst to him. Him having completely changed. And his knickers hanging outside his doorstep. This, is the story of the former P-Man. Who everyone only remembered, as Negative Man.
And thus, another flame is left to burn in a interesting colored flame. So this is PheenX saying, watch your rump, and I WANT MY DONUT BACK
(uggggh, I'd rather put up with the Nega guy)
