Blueberry Muffins and EarthBound?
It appears that blueberry muffins may improve gameplay in EarthBound. As Yesman has pointed out to me, eating blueberry muffins (especially with butter) may increase your level of endorphins in your bloodstream. This makes you feel happier about playing EarthBound, and in turn, makes you play better.
This translates into Ness being happier, since you'll keep him well-fed so his HP stays up there. He will also get much stronger, as you'll be inclined to build up his experience levels. Girls will also flock to him, because buff guys like Ness are just so hot!
In addition, you will be pressing the buttons on the controller that much more rapidly, increasing your odds of finishing a battle before your HP runs to zero. This means more fun for the whole family!
Also, eating other foods may provide an additional benefit in terms of your EarthBound health. Some of these foods include pumpkin pie, jawbreakers (especially the big kind and when eaten during game play), cookies, peppermint toothpicks, cheese and Triscuits, and most pastries, to name a few. So eat up and eat hearty, folks! Ness' life is at stake!
This article was written as part of a choose-a-topic contest. If you have a wild and kooky topic you'd like to see me relate to EarthBound, e-mail it to me at [email protected], or tell it to me. My nick on IRC is "daveman." If I can't relate it to EarthBound, I'll send you $10. Well, not really, but I'll be sure to mention it when I try to write your article and can't.
It appears that blueberry muffins may improve gameplay in EarthBound. As Yesman has pointed out to me, eating blueberry muffins (especially with butter) may increase your level of endorphins in your bloodstream. This makes you feel happier about playing EarthBound, and in turn, makes you play better.
This translates into Ness being happier, since you'll keep him well-fed so his HP stays up there. He will also get much stronger, as you'll be inclined to build up his experience levels. Girls will also flock to him, because buff guys like Ness are just so hot!
In addition, you will be pressing the buttons on the controller that much more rapidly, increasing your odds of finishing a battle before your HP runs to zero. This means more fun for the whole family!
Also, eating other foods may provide an additional benefit in terms of your EarthBound health. Some of these foods include pumpkin pie, jawbreakers (especially the big kind and when eaten during game play), cookies, peppermint toothpicks, cheese and Triscuits, and most pastries, to name a few. So eat up and eat hearty, folks! Ness' life is at stake!
This article was written as part of a choose-a-topic contest. If you have a wild and kooky topic you'd like to see me relate to EarthBound, e-mail it to me at [email protected], or tell it to me. My nick on IRC is "daveman." If I can't relate it to EarthBound, I'll send you $10. Well, not really, but I'll be sure to mention it when I try to write your article and can't.
