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Theories:

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JoseD1397 TotW
Tessie seems friendly; why doesn't she show up when the researchers are watching?
2/10/14 0.00
SwiftWaffles TotW
The Lake Tess Monster, Why You No Show Up?
2/15/14 0.00
JesusLovesNess TotW
Why did the Mr. Saturn Float Across the River?
3/23/14 0.00
JesusLovesNess TotW
Why did a tribe of monkeys decide to live in caves in the desert, rather than somewhere with trees?
4/5/14 0.00
JesusLovesNess TotW
Photo Man
4/20/14 0.00
J_Spade Theory– Starman Super & Sword of Kings
Weekly theory contest
Week: February 29 - March 6, 2012:
3/7/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory:Walking Mushrooms
I swear, this is probably the reason the theories Octopus changed into Nannerpus. Bozo, what the heck did you feed that thing...?

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM. MUSHROOM.
3/9/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory:Shigesato Itoi's Planning Meeting
The incredible final chapter in Itoi's 2-book memoir. Itoi and his wife, Kanako "Hottie Buns" Higuchi finally begin their steps toward happiness.

This theory has to be true; it was written by Itoi himself!
4/26/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory:Frankystein2
Hmmm... I hope I am not too late.
3/21/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Wooly Shambler
A story of mythical, Matryoshka doll-like creatures, and an optometry appointment.
2/15/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Why was the refrigerator there?
The Dr. Seuss version.
1/25/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: What are the hieroglyphs about?
A look at dem craaaaaaaazy aliens.
1/18/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: The Runaway Five
See, it's like L.A. Noire, except it's a load of bull, and you're gonna hate me at the end.
4/11/12 0.00
Laevateinn Theory: Summoning Tessie
Why didn't she show up until Jeff and Bubble Monkey arrived?
2/12/14 0.00
Artemis251 Theory: Struttin' Shrooms
Theory Prompt for 08 Mar 2012: Why do Struttin' Evil Mushrooms strut?
3/8/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Stonehenge Base and the Star-businessmen.
Explains the Starman's origins, and Buzz Buzz's plot for world domination.
4/23/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Starmen.net's creation
I hear they also joined the SuperFriends and began using repeated frames of animation.
9/18/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Presents
"Gimme them presents! AAAAH!" -Ridley
9/10/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Orange Kid
A documentary of an important member of modern society.
8/14/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Magnet Hill
A civilization cannot prosper without fish feed.
2/9/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory: Magicant and Flying Man
Running a bit late, here...

Now I want some chicken :(
3/27/12 0.00
Aangie THEORY: Influences of Giygas; or Lazy Arrogant Cops?
Why DID the Onett Police Force attack Ness? The truth is; to quote Buzz Buzz, is that every kind being was under the spreading influence of Giygas. Or... were they?
3/28/12 0.00
Mystical_Chocolate Theory of the Week
My theory for the theory of the week.
2/10/14 0.00
onakagapekopekodesu Theory of the Two Magicant's
My theory on the link between Mother Magicant and Mother 2 Magicant.
1/4/12 0.00
Ostricho Theory of the Monkeys
A theory involving monkeys.
(I accidentally submitted an incomplete version- please disregard it.)
3/24/14 0.00
EnnuiKing Theory for the week of November 9th-16th, 2011
Ness's Father: Gambler, Slot Brother, and Hot Dog Vendor
11/9/11 0.00
Ostricho Theory 4/13
A theory on Stonehenge.
4/13/12 0.00
NorthofOnett Theory - You can never trust a mayor
For this week's theory contest: "Why did the Onett Police Force try to brutally take down Ness? He's a 12 year old kid! That's pretty messed up! What could possibly be the reason behind this?"
3/28/12 0.00
NorthofOnett Theory - What happened in the Mother 3 building of Fourside
Why Mother 3 really got delayed...
4/25/12 0.00
megameleeplus Theory
How did the gang leader Frank make his robot, Frankystein Mark II, and for what purpose?
3/14/12 0.00
Ostricho Theory
My theory for 4/30
4/30/12 0.00
Ostricho THeory
Another "magical" theory
6/24/12 0.00
Gabriel Rodriguez Theory
Who really are the Apple and Orange Kid? Are they related somehow? The two seem to be rival inventors, but how did they get there?
7/21/12 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theory
A philosophical insight into Brickroad's psyche
6/19/13 0.00
CerealQueen Theory
The truth regarding the gift boxes orgins.
6/28/13 0.00
gooieooie Theory
My theory for the Tessie thing.
2/10/14 0.00
EBfanatic123 Theory
Question: How did the Black and White Sesame seeds get separated? How did they even meet?
2/24/14 0.00
gooieooie Theory
Happy Mr. Saturn Boing
3/20/14 0.00
gooieooie Theory
Monkeys in caves.
4/7/14 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Theories: Sesame Seed
A ballad.
2/24/14 0.00
Claremonster Theories - The Lost Underworld
Second attempt by Claremonster
12/27/11 0.00
Green Chicken Theories - Struttin Mushroom
How the walking mushroom got its legs.
3/11/12 0.00
Claremonster theories - dinos
okay im gonna level with the people here. watch out.
12/27/11 0.00
ClassicGamingGuy The Wooly Shambler
What they could actually be.
2/18/12 0.00
AmateurGamer The Truth Behind Onett's Political System
So you thought Strong and his squad attacked Ness to test his strength? Think again.
4/2/12 0.00
Arfy The True Nature of the Magypsies
this is a theory just for bozo
2/27/12 0.00
TheLopman The Story of the Sesame Seeds
Learn the sad and mysterious back story of the two sesame seeds.
3/4/14 0.00
CerealQueen The Story of Negative Man
The explanation of his sorrow.
10/2/12 0.00
Ostricho The Sad Tale of the Slot Brothers
This covers the prompt, and goes a little further. I decided to take a more serious approach to the theories contest this week to see how it went.
7/2/12 0.00
Shadow542 The Restrooms of Onett
A theory about the restroms in Earthbound!
7/13/12 0.00
Emily The Power of Literature
An theory explaining the propensity of various creatures to carry unusual gifts.
9/5/12 0.00
Shadow542 The Photographer
Made for the Theory of the Week!
Subject: The Photo Man
A theory by Shadow542
4/20/14 0.00
SwiftWaffles The Photo Man (TotW)
He's rather spoooooky.
4/7/14 0.00
Ostricho The Photo Man
What's the deal with the Photo Man? Why does he do the things he does?
4/20/14 0.00
SBaby The Photo Man
A theory on who the Photo Man is, how he knows where Ness and his friends are all the time, and what he is trying to do.
5/2/14 0.00
Landyn The onett police force.
Why they tried to take down Ness.
4/1/12 0.00
firej7 The NegaMystery
He's down on himself. He's always sorry. He does 1HP of damage. It, Is, Negative Man.
10/3/12 0.00
sithmaster96 The Lost Underworld
From esplanade to wasteland, the truth is revealed.
12/28/11 0.00
AtomHeartMother The Lost Underwater Underworld
Why the Lost Underworld has talking rocks, healing geysers, and more.
12/28/11 0.00
PK DNKX! The legend of the great dragon and the thirst for power.
How the Osohe castle searched for the legend of the dragon.
2/5/12 0.00
Emily The Hill That Lies Built
A theory of Liar X. Aggerate and how he came to live on a hill.
11/1/11 8.00
firej7 The Gifted Gift Man
Most know (sorta) who the Gift Man is, flying from the moon with in his kangaroo guided bathtub. But, what's his story, and how did he come to be The Gift Man. All I can say, is let's give this a shot.
12/18/11 0.00
firej7 The Gift of Enemies
Present, Present, everyone loves a present, even your enemies. Yet still seems kinda unusual how they carry them around in battle. Seems another theory for The Pheen-X to solve.
8/30/12 0.00
Ants The employment of Ness's father
The employment of Ness's father - theorys
11/11/11 0.00
firej7 The Doctor's Ransom
Andonuts, father of Jeff, and grand scientist for the good. So then, why dare he help the evil Porky? Well, I think there's a good answer to every question.
6/10/12 0.00
Emily The Death of Osohe
The tale of how a single evil man led to the downfall of a great civilization.
2/3/12 9.00
TheLonechallenger The Adventures of Brick Road
Brick Road is a man of mystery. There are hints to his past which are given and using these hints, it's possible to make an educated guess about Brick Road's past.
6/20/13 0.00
DruidMettool The Abscence of Medicine
how Duster's coped with his limp through birth.
10/19/11 0.00
CommentBound That one Mr Saturn
One of the many reasons why there's a Mr Saturn in the Happy Happy Village (The Mr Saturn in the Happy Happy Village will be called MrSaturn, so that we can tell the difference).
3/21/14 0.00
Rabid Dog Tessie: Youtube Sensation?
Rabid Dog's response to this week's theory prompt.
2/12/14 0.00
firej7 Tessie, to see see
The sight of the sea, and the large purple creature eminating from it. That creature is Tessie, and this is her story.
9/28/12 0.00
Ostricho Tessie Theory 2/10/14
A theory on why Tessie never revealed herself to the researchers alone...
2/10/14 0.00
Drew Diesel Tessie Theory
She may be Friendly but is she scared?
2/12/14 0.00
BB Gang Zombie Tessie Theory
A report by the incredibly-famous Dr. Andonuts
2/21/14 0.00
firej7 Tazmi-holi-days
Ah Tazmilly village, so peaceful, so loving, so...celebratory.
12/5/11 0.00

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